FWF Chapter 311: YOU DAMN FUCKING GODDESS!
Chapter 311: YOU DAMN FUCKING GODDESS!
Luca leaned forward, listening intently.
"One moment, we were hit with a blinding light and couldn’t see anything anymore."
Nyx continued.
"Then I started blinking, and all of a sudden, I was in this place—floating among the clouds, with celestial light everywhere. It felt like I had entered heaven itself."
The other elves nodded in agreement, their eyes distant as they relived the memory.
"It truly was one of the most beautiful places I’d ever been." Nyx said, a hint of wonder in her voice. "And just when I was looking around, I realized there was a goddess standing before me."
Luca interrupted eagerly. "Which goddess? Could you tell?"
Nyx shook her head.
"Her features couldn’t be properly revealed—she was covered by a blinding light."
She paused thoughtfully before saying,
"But judging by her figure and the faint features I could see...I think it was the Goddess of Space."
Once again, the other elves came to an agreement, nodding and murmuring their assent.
In their temple, they didn’t worship just one god, but many—and the statue of the Goddess of Space was incredibly similar to what they’d witnessed.
Luca also agreed with that assessment.
He’d been expecting the Goddess of Space to send the message, but this only confused him further.
There was no way she could have screwed this up.
She was a Goddess, for heaven’s sake!
"What happened after that?" He pressed.
Nyx gave him a peculiar gaze.
"Well, the Goddess of Space started talking to me, telling me about your purpose and whatnot. And honestly..."
She made a weird face.
"She wasn’t even getting straight to the point. She kept going on and on about random stuff here and there, clearly avoiding the main topic."
The others nodded, their faces contorting with similar frustration.
"But I think what she was trying to say..."
Nyx continued like she has pieced the clues together.
"..was that one of the reasons she had sent you over here was to impregnate the entire demi-human continent."
The other elves chimed in, their voices overlapping.
"That’s what I thought as well!"
"Me too, me too!"
"She really was talking about all kinds of random stuff before that, like she was trying to change the topic."
Nyx smiled, her eyes glinting with amusement.
"It was almost as if it was a topic she really did not want to explain, but she had no choice but to do so....She was really struggling."
Luca couldn’t help but let out a helpless smile.
The Goddess of Space probably felt incredibly embarrassed and ashamed of having to do such a task.
She was supposed to be a Goddess ruling over the entire universe.
But here she was, giving sex education to a bunch of elves, like a very conservative mother struggling to explain how babies were made.
Nyx began circling around Luca, playing with the ribbons that adorned his body as she continued.
"Eventually, she did start talking about her purpose more directly. She explained how the population would decline in the future, and that was why she sent a Hero—someone who could preserve everyone’s bloodline and give them more children."
She gave Luca an enthusiastic pat on the chest.
"She gave you a lot of high praise in that moment, you know." She said brightly. "She told me you were absolutely perfect for the job."
But Luca didn’t look happy. Instead, his confusion only deepened.
"Then what exactly went wrong?" He asked, scratching his head.
"Judging by what you said, it sounds like everything went perfectly. The goddess delivered the message, you all understood it, so.."
"...what happened?!"
The second he asked that, the atmosphere in the clearing instantly changed.
The earlier embarrassment returned, but now it was mixed with something else—awkwardness, hesitation, like they didn’t know how to explain what had come next.
Nyx coughed, clearly struggling to find the right words.
Finally, one of the elves looked up at Luca.
"Well, what happened afterwards is honestly a bit confusing for me too. But I think...halfway through her talking—suddenly, out of nowhere—another Goddess just appeared right behind her!"
"That’s what I saw as well!" Another elf agreed. "The first Goddess was completely shocked—she didn’t even sense her coming. She was like an assassin!"
"She looked quite devious as well." A third elf added, shivering. "She had this sort of uncontrollable energy to her. Even I could see she was unstable."
Luca had a very bad premonition, but he had to ask,
"And you know who this Goddess was?"
Nyx gave him a wry smile. "It should probably be the Goddess of Fertility."
Luca groaned. Of course. Of course it was her.
"We’ve seen a bit of her before." Nyx continued. "And heard her voice in those previous dreams. So it should most definitely be her."
Luca rolled his eyes, already knowing exactly where this was going.
"Go on." He said wearily. "What happened after that?"
Luna stepped forward, her earlier shyness forgotten as she enthusiastically recounted the tale.
"After that, the Goddess of Fertility actually got out this shining, blinding rope out of nowhere and started tying up the Goddess of Space!"
Luca blinked. "She tied her up?"
"Yes, she did!"
Lulu nodded eagerly, her eyes sparkling before going on to say,
"She didn’t just tie her up normally—she tied her up in a really weird way!"
She looked at Luca with sudden shyness.
"The same way you once did to me, Luca. You know—the way where you wrap it all over my body in that strange manner and call it bondage?"
"She did it exactly like that!"
Leona shook her head in dismay as she added,
"She didn’t even look like a Goddess in that moment. She looked like a lewd bandit taking a hostage!"
Nyx continued the story, her expression helpless.
"After tying the Goddess of Space up, she just threw her behind her."
"And even though the Goddess of Space was trying to say something—telling her to stop, begging her, pleading with her—she just muffled her mouth and completely ignored her."
Nyx suddenly shuddered, her eyes growing distant with fear as she said,
"Then she looked at us with this big smile on her face. And I have to say, Hero..."
She paused, swallowing hard.
"Even though she was smiling, I couldn’t help but shiver in that moment. It was such a crazy look—almost as if I couldn’t comprehend the state of her mind in that moment."
The other elves shivered in agreement, their earlier enthusiasm completely gone.
"Usually, gods are supposed to be graceful and holy and whatnot." Nyx continued. "But she was the exact opposite of that. Even I could tell that she wasn’t in the right state of mind."
Luca gritted his teeth.
He already knew exactly what kind of goddess they were dealing with—the meddlesome one who’d already ruined his first entry, causing all those weird dreams.
She definitely had a screw loose. It made perfect sense why Nyx and the others had felt that way.
Despite already knowing where this was going, he had to ask,
"And what exactly did she say and do?"
Nyx’s gaze grew peculiar again.
"She basically did what the Goddess of Space was trying to do—telling us about the purpose of impregnating the entire demi-human continent. But..."
She paused, her eyes growing hazy.
"She took it to a scale a hundred times higher."
Her voice dropped, becoming almost dreamlike as she explained,
"Instead of speaking to us and teaching us what to do, she decided to show us. She gave us first-hand experience of what would happen to us in the future."
She snapped her fingers dramatically.
"All of a sudden, she just did this—and immediately, out of nowhere, you appeared in front of us, Luca. And you were completely naked."
Luca gritted his teeth in frustration.
"Of course." He muttered. "Of course she did."
Nyx’s eyes grew dreamy with recollection.
"You didn’t even let me have a chance to speak. The moment you appeared, you just pounced on me. You started playing around with my body—"
The other elves immediately began chiming in.
"You appeared in front of me too!" One called out. "And just when I was about to hug you, you started groping my breasts!"
She demonstrated by rubbing her own chest.
"You wouldn’t even let me speak or anything!" Another added. "You were completely silent the entire time—but your mouth was definitely working in the most sensitive possible way."
She trembled at the memory.
"When I experienced it, you were definitely speaking." A third elf said, her cheeks burning. "But every single word you spoke was very dirty."
The commotion grew as more and more elves shared their experiences.
Leona, Lulu, and Luna were all nodding along, confirming they’d experienced the same thing.
Nyx took over the explanation again.
"And the whole time, the Goddess of Fertility was shouting in that manic voice of hers about how you were meant to impregnate us all."
"She kept saying how we should open up our wombs for you..."
"...how our bodies were supposed to belong to you and you only."
"How you were going to become the father of the nation, and everyone should be obedient to you."
The other elves chimed in:
"If you asked us to spread our legs, we should immediately do so!"
"She told us to give dozens and dozens of children and never stop!"
"Our wombs should always be filled up with your seed—there should never be a moment without that!"
Luca sank deeper into despair with each word.
Even though he’d expected something like this, hearing it all laid out was exhausting.
"So basically." He said weakly. "You experienced the same thing as the very beginning, when you had those dreams?"
But Nyx surprisingly shook her head.
"It was actually much worse than that, Hero."
"Worse?" Luca’s voice cracked.
She nodded solemnly.
"In those dreams, it was as if we were in a different realm. Even though we could somewhat experience it, it wasn’t all the way."
"We understood that we were in a dream. Our bodies weren’t really sensitive—it was more of a visual experience than anything."
She bit her lip, a flush creeping up her cheeks.
"But this...this was almost as if we could feel your touch on us—truly feel it. All the love, all the aggression..."
Her voice lowered to barely a whisper.
"It was right there. It truly seemed as if you were there, completely destroying us."
Leona quickly nodded. "I know it was probably an illusion, but it genuinely felt as if you were there, Luca. Almost as if your very essence was there."
"She just kept on talking about those things over and over." Another elf added. "And you were playing with our bodies the entire time—"
Nyx let out a long sigh. "After that, everything ended and we finally woke up."
Lulu stepped forward, her voice cheerful but tinged with guilt.
"Of course, for us, such an experience was absolutely amazing. It’s basically what we’ve been craving all the time, and what we’ve already received from you, Luca."
She paused, her expression turning guilty.
"But for the other races...it would have been the worst thing ever."
Nyx agreed.
"They were already frustrated about those dreams. But this was even worse than the dreams they had before."
"It was almost as if they could truly feel the touch on them when they were experiencing it thoroughly."
She gave him a wry smile. "You should understand why exactly they were so angry right now."
Now it all made sense—why those demi-human races hated him, why they glared at him with such fury.
Just before, he’d been telling them to trust him, that he would treat them with respect.
And then, in the very next moment, a Goddess above was telling them to open their legs for him while an illusion of him was actually playing around with their bodies.
Of course they would feel that way toward a stranger who’d been ravaging them in their minds!
The realization hit Luca like a wave.
This was all that goddess’s fault!
Everything was happening like this again.
If she hadn’t interfered, everything would have gone much more smoothly!
Luca couldn’t handle his anger anymore.
With veins bulging on his neck and his fists clenched so tightly his knuckles turned white, he looked up at the skies above.
Absolute fury blazed in his eyes as he shouted,
"YOU DAMN FUCKING GODDESS!"