The Live Broadcast Invited Monks To Perform Rituals And Turn On The Light Bulbs!

Chapter 289: There Are People In Wuling Who Are Good At Ventriloquism

Yu Yingzhe is a very reasonable person, so he found Xiaozhi, the leader of the Rampage team, to reason and move him emotionally.

In short, the truth is explained very clearly, and the opponent's rebuttal is made speechless and dumbfounded.

Just when Yu Yingzhe thought that the matter had been perfectly resolved by himself, he finally left in the eyes of his fans who worshiped him.

When the matter is over, he brushes off his clothes and goes away, hiding his merit and fame.

But the fact is that they did explain everything. The old lady yelled that Yu Yingzhe bullied the old people and refused to let them move.

This group of old men and women rushed over like crazy.

If Yu Yingzhe and his fans hadn't run so fast, they would have been killed here.

After being driven out of Erlidi, Yu Yingzhe supported his fans and stopped panting, with a face full of pig liver color.

"Brother, do you call this kind of person an old man or an old lady? Can you outrun him?"

"How did I know this! Oh, you are trying to kill me! Emperor, I really can't defeat them!"

Seeing the two people in such embarrassment, people in the comment area were laughing.

"Great Emperor, you are really miserable. You were almost kicked out by the old man."

"Hahaha, are all these old men so strong now?"

"Okay, okay. It seems that we can let these old men and women run marathons in the future, and maybe they can even win prizes."

"Chicken Run: Give it to the carnival ten."

"Great Emperor, the other party has sent two old ladies. How do you respond?"

Fans who followed Yu Yingzhe also felt that this matter was difficult to handle and couldn't help but worry about him.

"No, I can still handle this kind of thing, I will definitely arrange it for you!"

The two people sneaked back into the community and saw that the gang had organized their team and all four subwoofer stands were in place.

Sanshui, who was wandering around, ran back and looked at Yu Yingzhe sweating profusely with disgust.

"You silly dog, are you looking down on me? Why don't you try running away?"

However, Sanshui did not tolerate Yu Yingzhe and ran back and forth for two laps to show his excellent long-distance running ability.

"You piece of shit."

After driving Sanshui to the side, Yu Yingzhe took out a microphone from his pocket.

"Brother, do you know ventriloquism?"

"Well, Emperor, why do you suddenly say this? Is it developing too fast?"

"What the hell, I mean that one, the one who specializes in oral skills in Wuling..."

"No, there are people in the capital who are good at fishing..."

After saying the wrong thing twice in a row, Yu Yingzhe cursed the quintessence of Chinese culture with a wry smile.

"Hahaha, this little brother has obtained the true inheritance of the Great Emperor."

"This fan must be someone who understands the effects of the show and can silence the Emperor's words.

"I finally understand why the emperor doesn't do interactive live broadcasts."

People in the live broadcast room burst into laughter, but some people still said.

"You two, stop playing tricks, or maybe the gang will get off work."

Yu Yingzhe took a look, and sure enough, the gang had already gone far away, and they could hardly see their car taillights from here.

"Come on, brother, you are in luck tonight, I will show you a unique skill."

The gang in front of them was passing by a busy area. They occupied the street and were walking happily. As expected, the music in the stereo they were carrying turned into a steady fart sound.

The fart sound was in perfect harmony with their pace, and these old men all looked at a loss as they walked among the crowd.

"Hahahaha, we died together on the spot~"!

"Great Emperor, you are such a ventriloquist, so similar!"

"May I ask where you bought Dadi's mouth? I want to buy the same model.

Yu Yingzhe looked into the distance and saw someone adjusting the sound, so he turned up the switch on the microphone.

The sound returned to normal immediately.

But as soon as they started, the sound of farts accompanied the rhythm of the entire team, making them the most handsome guys on the street.

"This gang of gangsters is really getting more and more perverted now, and it's so grandstanding."

"I didn't expect that these old men and women lack attention so much. They actually use this method to attract people."

"Slow move, let's call it Rampage Fart Group."

In the past, everyone hated this kind of gangsters, but today they took out their mobile phones to take pictures out of curiosity.

The shy old ladies ran to the side of the road to hide, while a few old men scratched their heads and wondered what went wrong.

But if they had the brains, they wouldn't rely on this kind of behavior to waste their energy that has nowhere to put it.

"Are you ready?"

"It's fixed, there will definitely be no problem this time."

The old ladies were already very unhappy, feeling embarrassed and unwilling to come over again, but the old men patted their chests and assured them that nothing would happen.

After regrouping, they took two steps. Just when they thought they were fine, they heard the clatter of horse hooves.

Now the whole team exploded.

The fart sound just now was enough to make passersby laugh, but now there was another sound of horse hooves!

The people watching the rioters laughed loudly and planned to follow them to see if there were any special sound effects.

The old people who were laughed at until their faces turned red burst out with unparalleled fighting power and dealt a blow to the passers-by who were watching them.

The host output of this group is a few old ladies.

From the inarticulate squirting, one can tell that he is a senior player who has gone through many years of training.

But hopefully their constant yelling was accompanied by the barking coming from the speakers.

I don’t know if the barking of the dogs cooperated with them, or if they complemented each other in the first place, but in short, it made people feel a bit happy.

They were yelling and cursing, and the onlookers burst into bursts of laughter.

Everyone has a sense of shame.

Their usual method is that as long as the scolding is harsh and unpleasant, then they will be fine if they back off the scolding.

But who knew that today, because of the cooperation of barking dogs coming from the speakers, their curses would not have any good effect at all.

On the contrary, it caused everyone to burst into laughter.

This kind of laughing sound makes them feel as uncomfortable as a clown and a joke.

Yu Yingzhe then used more than a dozen ventriloquism techniques to fully neutralize their ferocity and left a large number of frontal shots.

As long as I go back and forward the comments, I will embarrass them to death.

"Great Emperor, you are going to laugh me to death today."

"Haha, it's so cool to see those old men's faces full of doubts about life."

Some things are always most effective when they are divided and disintegrated from within, provoking conflicts among a certain group, and then all that is left is to watch the show.

However, the trust of the elderly in gay people cannot be easily broken down.

They can still fly without the sound system.

"Great Emperor, what should we do now? They don't use speakers anymore."

"This has nothing to do with whether or not you use speakers."

Seeing them entering the woods, which was a relatively dark path, Yu Yingzhe sneered.

The sound system that had been turned off suddenly emitted a howling scream. Not only that, dozens of night cats suddenly appeared around and started meowing indiscriminately.

The old people had never seen such a posture before, and they were all so frightened that they ran away screaming.

Not even the equipment I carry with me.

After waiting in the dark for a long time, he found that the group of old people had really disappeared. Only then did Yu Yingzhe walk out and take off the jammer from the stereo.

"Hey, Great Emperor, how long ago did you insert this?"

"Why else would I try to reason with you?"

Yu Yingzhe walked to the roadside and affectionately touched the heads of several wild cats on the roadside.

Then he took out the cat food he made himself from his pocket and gave it to them.

"Thank you, little guys."

After the kittens had eaten and stretched, they all left slowly. They just came over temporarily to fill in.

"Great Emperor, will this really prevent them from coming again?"

"No, this kind of thing can only scare them off once, otherwise they will come back with renewed strength.

Yu Yingzhe knows very well that the effect of his pranks is not necessarily that good.

So at this time, Yu Yingzhe patted his fan on the shoulder with sincerity and handed him a small controller.

"Here you go, this is a signal jammer. When they appear within a thousand meters of your range, you can cut off the sound switch by pressing it.'

"Maybe even give them some other music."

Yu Yingzhe handed the thing to the other party.

"What I can help you is to help you vent your anger. For other things, you should communicate with the law enforcement officers more and let them help punish you.

""||Even I don't have the right to punish them. After all, you can't fight violence with violence, right?"

Fans held the controller and nodded, expressing their gratitude to Yu Yingzhe.

After all, it is quite difficult to express bad anger about this kind of thing.

"I strongly urge the emperor to apply for a patent and put it on the shelves. I also urgently need this thing."

"Me too! The square dance downstairs is really noisy. If I had this thing, I could sleep two hours earlier."

Everyone is deeply affected by this kind of thing, so they strongly requested Yu Yingzhe to put this item on the shelves.

Yu Yingzhe said that he would consider it and asked everyone not to worry. If possible, it would be put on the shelves.

Today Yu Yingzhe can come. As a long-time fan of the emperor, of course he will do his best to be a landlord, and he strongly requests to treat him to dinner.

However, Yu Yingzhe said that it would be enough to pick up a string of skewers on the roadside without spending too much money.

Being able to treat the emperor to dinner is a very honorable thing for them, who have at least tens of millions of fans.

However, the other party was also talkative and interesting, so everyone asked Yu Yingzhe not to turn off the live broadcast and just listen to the fun.

Only halfway through eating, the kittens who had just helped discovered Yu Yingzhe and ran over again to eat and drink.

Yu Yingzhe simply asked the boss to bake another table of food for the kittens, and then went to the store to put it on the roadside for them.

"Great Emperor, I feel like these kittens are very close to you, and they actually know how to help."

"Well, people in our family have been very close to small animals for generations, so this thing should be innate.

"Didn't you say a few days ago that I have some ancient martial arts and that I can wield a sword and be a knight in the world? But I feel even more that I can be a busker who travels around the world, such as a monkey show or something."

Yu Yingzhe exposed his scandal.

"I had this idea when my live streaming was tepid. I thought that if I couldn't make any money, I could change my career to a pet anchor instead of doing outdoor work."

"Today we have a lot of fun drinking and having sex. I'm going to show you how awesome our family's ancestral blood power is."

As he spoke, Yu Yingzhe coughed and snapped his fingers at Xiaoli Yewumiao next to him.

"Xiao Sanhua, come here!"

Xiao Sanhua, who was showing off her rice in the distance, moved her furry ears and actually ran over to rub his legs.

"Twirl around and do somersaults."

As long as it was the instruction given by Yu Yingzhe, Xiao Sanhua actually followed it.

"Are you so smart as Chuang?"

The fans stayed in place in shock, looking at Yu Yingzhe in disbelief.

"Seriously, Emperor, I don't believe it. This is all your fault!"

Fans in the live broadcast room were also very surprised and disbelieving.

"I know that the emperor loves small animals very much. It turns out that the reason is this. If he didn't tell me, I would never know that there is really blood in the world."

"To be honest, I don't believe that the emperor is so smart. He is just like an old cat whisperer."

"Could it be that the Great Emperor is the incarnation of Meow Meow in Midnight City Stories?"

Yu Yingzhe laughed out loud when he saw that everyone still didn't believe it.

"Look clearly, don't blink!"

As he spoke, Yu Yingzhe made a chirping sound, and then the magpie that was already perched on the tree actually fluttered its wings and flew down. .