FWF Chapter 290: Do You Believe That My Car Has An Ejection System?
Chapter 290: Do You Believe That My Car Has An Ejection System?
Xiaoniao was very angry because Yu Yingzhe had nothing to do and even called him down to have fun.
So he stood on Yu Yingzhe's shoulder, pecked him several times, and then fluttered his wings and flew away.
Before flying away, he didn't forget to take the corn in his hand.
"It's amazing, it's really amazing, this is beast control!"
"Great Emperor, you can obviously rely on your strength to speak for yourself, why do you still come here to make fun of me?"
For a moment, I couldn't tell whether Yin Di was a great ventriloquist or could really get close to small animals.
Everyone was talking a lot about what he just did and was very shocked.
After making skewers, Yu Yingzhe planned to call a driver to go home.
"Great Emperor, are you bankrupt?"
"Damn, the emperor is always at the forefront of the times. Isn't this the sacred Liuling?"
"I'm very surprised. The Emperor usually logs off at the speed of light after live streaming. Why doesn't he log off today? There is only one truth."
"The Great Emperor still needs to work hard! There will be another duet tonight!"
"Wonderful, Emperor. I almost got deceived by you!"
Now this year's fans are really becoming more and more stupid, and the program he arranged was actually guessed.
It seems that my habits have been completely mastered by them.
Thinking of this, Tou Yingzhe smiled bitterly.
"Well, it's just this smile that has that flavor."
"Okay, it turns out that the emperor is here to help, and the live broadcast that should be done has not been missed at all."
Not long after, the driver on a small tram hurried over.
"Hello, did you call for a driver?"
"Yes, it's me. Is the car calendar right?"
The driver was stunned for a moment, and the expression on his face clearly said, "Are you making a fool of yourself! Asking if you can drive a Liuling Shenqi is like asking a normal person if you know how to eat."
But probably because I have seen too many weird customers, I still found a solution to this suffocating problem.
"Yes, I can drive a manual transmission."
"Haha, the emperor's first sentence is a critical strike."
"This sentence just asks you whether you accept it or not. Don't worry about anything else. I will fill up the three potentials together."
The driver got in the car, touched it for a long time and found that the car didn't even have a keyhole. Then he looked again and got out of the car, and even ran out of the car and walked around.
After glancing at the car logo several times, he rubbed his head and muttered to himself.
"There's nothing wrong with 310. I'm dazzled? Isn't this Liuling Hongguang?"
"Brother, is your car driven by an electric truck like Godzilla?"
Yu Yingzhe, who was pretending to be sleeping in the car, opened his eyes.
"Brother, what are you talking about? Brother, I'm thinking that you didn't even ask me for the car key, so I know you don't know how to drive this car."
"The key is brother, I couldn't even find the keyhole. To be honest, I just got out of the car and circled around. I never took the second grade exam so seriously."
The chauffeur was very aggrieved and proved his innocence.
"Here, I'll give you the key."
As he spoke, Yu Yingzhe took out a large Z-shaped key.
The chauffeur saw this and burst into laughter.
“Brother, it took me ten years to get out of the village, and your key makes me feel like I’m back in the village and driving a tractor.
"Can we please stop making trouble? Look at Brother Dog being amused."
Yu Yingzhe answered very seriously.
"Look, have you underestimated my car? Did you see that copper? Put the key in.
Following Yu Yingzhe's instructions, the driver actually found Kong.
After plugging it in and shaking it a few times, the car actually started to ignite!
"Oh, this method works!"
"As I said, I'm from the countryside, so I'm familiar with this job! It's just very laborious."
The driver put the keys on the passenger seat and fumbled to fasten the seat belt.
"One dares to ask for a driver, and the other really dares to pick him up. This means there must be a phoenix chick within a hundred steps of Wolong!"
"Haha, this guy is so funny! Why can't I meet such a chatty and funny driver?"
"Run, little chauffeur! The emperor is a man-eating monster!"
"It's over, it's over, the first victim has appeared."
After I fastened my seat belt, I didn’t forget to check with Yu Yingzhe again.
"Brother, driving is no big deal. Your car doesn't need me to rest, right?"
"No, no, just open it! Sky Garden Hotel."
After agreeing, the little brother wanted to use his mobile phone to check the route, but he didn't know why the mobile phone had no signal.
"Well, brother, my mobile phone has no signal, please use your navigation."
"It's available in the car, use it!"
"But, your navigation needs to be woken up by voice."
"Then you call me!"
"Hey, take a look."
"Hello, start navigation."
"Sorry, I don't know what you are talking about.
"Can that what, canyouopengps?"
"sorry,Idon'tunderstandwhatyou'retalkingabout"
"Open navigation."
"I'm sorry, I don't understand what you are saying."
Even the driving guy could speak a few words in the language of Sakura Country, but it was still of no use.
This navigation is like nesting dolls.
"Haha, it made me laugh so hard that I don't even dare to drive now if I don't have any ability."
"Driving the Emperor's car is absolutely mind-numbing."
"Oh, no, I'm going to laugh to death. If this guy doesn't run away, I'm afraid he'll be stuck in this car the whole night."
"I can see that I'm going to have a fight with this car."
Yu Yingzhe was woken up again by the driver, and then sighed happily.
"That's what you should say, Gua Wazi, open the navigation."
Listening to the strong Sichuan flavor, the driver looked at the navigation in front of him with astonishment.
It is the first time I have seen Yu Yingzhe who needs to be precise in dialect, which is also very strange.
"Got it, open the navigation?"
"I don't understand what you're talking about."
Just when Yu Yingzhe wanted to correct his pronunciation, the driver's brother had already reached out to stop him from speaking.
"Open the navigation!"
"Got it, open the navigation?"
Seeing that this embarrassing question came back, the chauffeur looked at Yu Weizhe for help.
"Here, does it not understand what I say? It only listens to you.
"No, no, the main thing is that you have to have a conversation, you can't repeat instructions, you have to say it."
"You don't seem to be smart. I'm asking you to turn on the navigation. Do you understand if you turn on the navigation?"
"Understood, my master, activate navigation."
Then the entire panel began to turn into a blue projection, and the road planning appeared on the panel in the form of 3D renderings.
"Holy shit."
The driving guy was so frightened that he clung to his chair and looked at the map in front of him. It even captured the vehicles and pedestrians on the road in real time.
"Haha, why does this navigation have some M attributes?"
"You have to be scolded before you can continue to turn on the navigation. This is a bit awesome."
"Are you not smart enough? Send me a set of rockets."
"This must be a gift. It is not easy for the emperor to develop such high technology."
"I just want to know how much more awesome this car is. I really want to take it apart and take a look."
The car was swaying and finally started to walk home. The driver was now able to ignore the car in front of him.
There are hundreds of millions of points of awesomeness.
"Brother, what does my car look like? Is it a little difficult?"
"Boss, I'm not bragging to you. I was in the bar street yesterday, and there was a drunk second-generation rich man who threw me a bunch of keys."
"What do you think it is? Cullinan! We have never driven this kind of car, but our confidence cannot be weakened. I got in the car and drove away. The boss came back later to drive again.
"But you... I'll put it bluntly, you're really awesome! There's nothing wrong with you except that you're a bit brainless."
The driving guy was really talkative and expressed his love for this car gushingly.
"Haha, I mean you are a cross talker, right? You can speak well with a small mouth."
"Why did the emperor meet these interesting and fairy-like people? It's so funny!"
"This young man definitely understands the effect of the program. Can you leave your contact information? If I go to Jianghai City, I will definitely choose it."
Yu Yingzhe was also amused by this guy and laughed out loud. He was so funny. He was really a treasure driver.
"Boss, don't blame me for taking up your time. I just want to ask, is there anything else high-tech about this car?"
"If I go out and play this thing for a lifetime, I will feel like I have traveled through hundreds of years."
"Hmm? You want to know?"
"Which man would not be confused by seeing this kind of car?"
"Then you can try listening to a song! Maybe you can develop something different."
"I understand, I understand, I will do it this time."
"Gua Wa'er, play a song!"
The driving guy was really able to draw inferences from one instance and even realized that the name of the smart assistant in the car was Gua Wa'er.
"You are Gua Wa'er, please speak Mandarin."
"Hahahaha, okay, can you please play a song?"
"Let go, be happy!"
"Happy baa, beautiful baa, if you were a baa...
The smart assistant's monotonous voice without any emotion began to sing, but the key is that she even changed the lyrics!
The chauffeur boy laughed when he heard this.
"Holy shit, brother, you really sing!"
"What other talents do you have? Play, play and sing?"
"Please enter the correct instructions and don't say naughty words, 廄.
This car is much more fun to drive, and the driver had a great time chatting with the smart assistant along the way.
People in the live broadcast room were also laughing and leaving messages saying they wanted to buy the same style, no matter how much they paid.
"Great Emperor, is this OS system written by you yourself? I have never seen such an easy-to-use system in all my years of working. You really know how to do everything."
"Follow the emperor to gain experience and knowledge. Once you are convinced, what use do I need this knee for? Emperor, I'll give it to you."
The chauffeur had fun all the way, and when we arrived at the hotel parking lot, he was still not satisfied.
"Boss, is there anything else interesting about your car? I still want to challenge it."
"You really want to play? Aren't you afraid?"
"Don't worry, this car is really confusing. Let me give you some advice."
"Do you believe my car has an automatic ejection system?"
"catapult?"
"Guawa'er, activate the driver's seat ejection system."
"Yes, Master."
"The self-destruction system is on, countdown to 321...
"Wait a minute, I'm talking about the four-ejection system, you idiot..."
There was a loud bang, and the two people and the dog were all ejected.
Then the entire car dismantled itself into pieces and scattered all over the floor. Even the technologically-rich virtual projection was burned and smoking.
There is no room for redemption at all.
"Depend on!"
Yu Yingzhe fell to the ground in disgrace. Although the driver next to him also fell to the ground, he still laughed silly.
It's not easy to drive this thing back.
"Haha, boss, your car is very independent. It doesn't matter at all when it comes off the assembly line."
Leave room for negotiation.
"Woof woof!"
Sanshui, who was still sleeping, was thrown out before he woke up, and barked at Yu Yingzhe in a daze.
This stupid dog is quite angry when he wakes up.
Yu Yingzhe helped the driver stand up, and the two looked at each other and laughed.
"All good-looking skins are the same, but interesting souls are only one in a million, and they are available in small editions from generation to generation!"
"Great Emperor, you don't feel bad when such a good car is dismantled."
"Oh, I'm going to laugh to death tonight, all this stuff.'
The number of people in the live broadcast room has soared to a record high. Many people have heard about such a modified car that quickly appeared in the circle and then appeared briefly, so they all came to watch.
Many people even came late and didn't see the famous scenes, so they were asking for replay resources.
After seeing off the chauffeur, Yu Yingzhe also rewarded him with a 300 red envelope. After all, this chauffeur was indeed very interesting and added a lot to the live broadcast.
Yu Yingzhe called someone from the hotel to help clear away the car debris. Then he checked that it was getting late, chatted with everyone for a while, and then logged off.
After all, there are important things tomorrow.