I Materialized the Cultivation Game

Chapter 323 - 163: Reporting to the Celestial Venerable, Bestowing the Evil-Detecting Immortal Artifact?

Suddenly hit on the forehead by a blob of bird droppings, the bald man’s face instantly turned ugly, and he cursed out loud, "What the hell..."

The key was that the smell was so pungent, who knows what that bird ate.

The girl quickly took out a tissue to help wipe it off, but just after cleaning him up, she suddenly felt something warm on her own white clothing.

Another bird call sounded overhead, and you could see a flock of birds flying from this side to the other.

"Ah??" The girl was instantly devastated, not only did it fall on her, but it landed in such a position.

How could today be so unlucky?

Everyone around saw it, looking at each other in disbelief.

These two are extremely unlucky, aren’t they?

Chen Han was almost certain that these two had triggered the "Minor Punishment, Major Warning" attribute, their relationship must be improper and against moral and legal standards, which was why they kept falling and got bird droppings on them.

For someone to fall several times in one place and then get bird droppings on them, it’s definitely a case of maximum bad luck.

The key is that this kind of bad luck doesn’t pose any life threat to them, but it surely leaves a significant psychological shadow, at least making this trip memorable for all the wrong reasons, and it might take days to recover from it.

For instance, this woman had a warm blob fall on her, and in the coming days, the bald man would surely have no interest in this place whatsoever.

Thinking about this, Chen Han reminded the two of them: "You two, the Chen Family venerates the Demon-Vanquishing Celestial Venerable. Impurities and improper conduct are not tolerated here. Remember, three feet above your head is heaven."

His sudden remark left everyone around confused.

Even the bald man instinctively asked, "What do you mean?"

Chen Han smiled and said, "Sir, sometimes being unlucky doesn’t just end suddenly. What if you fall again and get hurt? Then the tour police might step in and contact your families, which would be quite embarrassing."

The bald man and the girl both turned pale, clearly understanding what he meant.

After all, they both had families, making it difficult to explain why they were out together.

Moreover, they were more alarmed by his words about heaven above and their own recent misfortunes.

Could it be...

The man and woman dared not say anything more and hurriedly left, not even caring about their booking in a Feng Shui Room at the Chen Family.

In this situation, no one would dare stay here now.

Too eerie.

However, the tourists around and several girls in national style were all looking at him in astonishment.

Only Xiaomi probably understood what was going on, realizing it must be connected to the Demon-Vanquishing Celestial Venerable.

These two must have violated some taboo, right?

Curiosity got the better of Sister Lobster as she asked, "Patriarch Chen, are they so unlucky because they’ve been punished by the Demon-Vanquishing Celestial Venerable?"

Chen Han looked at the tourists filming around the courtyard, naturally not admitting to such a thing, but instead, he smiled and said, "Lobster, you have to believe in science. There’s no such thing as punishment. In their minds, they are guilty, their relationship is clearly improper, and so they’re feeling guilty when encountering bad luck."

The bottom line is to let you know things are this way, yet not admit to it verbally.

"Oh, that’s not what I was asking..." Lobster quickly interjected.

She wanted to ask why they were so unlucky, not about the improper relationship causing guilt.

The Patriarch Chen was clearly dodging the question.

Chen Han, however, cut her off with a smile and changed the subject: "Xiaomi is done shooting. Who’s next?"

The attention of the girls was immediately caught by the video shoot again, as the Crooked-Mouthed Dragon King promptly said, "I’ll do it."

"Go ahead!" Chen Han said, already pondering how to promote the "Minor Punishment, Major Warning" without making it too serious, while hoping those who trigger the attribute would have an epiphany from his promotions.

After all, times have changed, and promoting such things recklessly online is not feasible.

One must persuade people to believe in science.

So, it’s necessary to create an abstract video, as everyone is used to his abstract videos, which they won’t take seriously at first.

But when someone triggers "Minor Punishment, Major Warning," and thinks of this video, it becomes a different story.

"Patriarch Chen, I’m up here." After climbing up, the Crooked-Mouthed Dragon King greeted him with an umbrella in hand.

Chen Han took the bouquet once more, and as filming began, he again used Qinggong to soar onto the rooftop, passing the flowers to Lobster, and said the same lines.

When he took the umbrella from Lobster, she naturally fell into his arms, continuing the suave moment, as the umbrella snapped open with a pop, and he gracefully descended with Sister Lobster in tow.

It was still so elegant.

"The shooting turned out great," the Innate Widow’s Saint Body said, looking at the shots on the filming equipment, face full of anticipation. Just by looking, it’s obvious this video is going to be a hit.

The Patriarch Chen’s Qinggong was astounding, replicating the scene of Huang Feihong holding Aunt Thirteen and parachuting down without missing a beat.

She then took the umbrella that the Patriarch Chen had prepared and climbed up the bamboo ladder as the third person.

Chen Han also spent some effort, accompanying each of the girls to shoot the video, as a way to make it up to Xiaomi.

"Senior brother, it’s my turn," Xiaoyu said eagerly, "Hurry and throw the umbrella to me."

Chen Han put away the umbrella and gently tossed it, landing it right in Xiaoyu’s hand.

Then, following the routine, he used Qinggong to scale the rooftop and presented the flowers to his junior sister.

However, the junior sister’s lines were different: "Junior sister, it must be tiring maintaining the family affairs daily. Senior brother picked some Spirit Flowers for you!"

After all, the junior sister was affiliated with the Chen Family, not the Hundred Flowers Palace.