Gospel of Lazy Cancer

Chapter 119 The actor doesn't want to act 30

This is going to be the worst film I've ever made.none of them.

Chen Gaojun looked at the seven boys whose hair was dyed red, orange, yellow, green, blue, blue, purple, and purple. They looked like dementia. They were taking selfies in the distance, laughing unsteadily.

"they are?"

"SUNNY boy group!" Yao Chen replied, the two of them shared a dressing room.

Chen Gaojun: I know this is SUNNY, but why do they look like this?What about the interstellar background?What kind of trouble is this kind of cheap washing, cutting and blowing in the 90/[-]s? !Do you think you are taking pictures of gourd dolls? !

"They are the waiters of the hot pot restaurant. They dressed like this in order to maintain the characteristics of the ancient blue star's Chinese culture. In their eyes, you are not normal if you are gray."

Yao Chen's use of the adjective "grey but not autumn" was biased against Chen Gaojun. Chen Gaojun looked at himself in the mirror and could hardly recognize him.

To say that the only satisfactory thing about this crew is his appearance.

A gray-silver uniform of asceticism, the fabric is very strange, with dark patterns like fish scales tattooed on it, the sparkling and infinite brilliance between his movements, as if he was moving in the water.The uniform is trimmed with light-colored edges and the material is straight, which complements his broad shoulders, narrow waist and long legs. He is handsome and straight, with a stern face, silver-white hair combed back, full of aggressiveness, and Su makes people scream.

The make-up artist was already spraying the makeup on him. At this time, his face was pale and sharp, his eyebrows were dyed the same color as his hair, he was wearing blue colored contact lenses, and a round monocle on his left eye. Metal texture, more icy.

Chen Gaojun is a handsome guy in ancient costumes. In the past, wearing modern costumes always made people feel a sense of disobedience. This has something to do with appearance, temperament, stereotypes, etc. But wearing this outfit, it is difficult to associate him with any young hero.

He is Arthur, the first general of the Federation. He is ruthless and decisive. He can destroy a galaxy with a wave of his hand.

"Ah—Brother Jun is so handsome!!" SUNNY members noticed his distinctive outfit.

"Brother Jun! Let's take a photo together!"

Chen Gaojun collapsed, almost unable to hold back his expression: Seven gourd babies are circling around me, I almost call him grandpa! !

He was uncomfortable and felt out of place with the surrounding environment. He should be wearing this attire, and he should be talking politely and distantly with political, business and military leaders at an extremely luxurious state banquet, or in a high-tech spaceship that looks expensive Commanding the fleet to fight, instead of facing Kazuki Teng's Killing Gourd Baby... I feel like I'm going to be blind.

But what the director wanted was his discomfort.

"Arthur received an elite education since he was a child. Everything he does is organized and meticulous. Disorder and mess are his natural enemies. From the moment he saw this hot pot restaurant, he felt disgusted from the bottom of his heart, but for the deployment of the Federation , he had to come in and negotiate with the owner. Seeing the shiny tabletop, he didn’t even bother to sit, and only in a cold, emotionless voice, he issued an order for the army to forcibly requisition the place.”

Director Wu: "Hold on, give some more, and give some more emotion."

Chen Gaojun: "..."

Years later, someone wanted to make a documentary of this film, and asked him to recall his feelings when he was filming.

Chen Gaojun: "I feel uncomfortable all over."

The man was stunned: "What else?"

"expensive."

"??"

Chen Gaojun's play is over, Yao Chen finds time to send him off.

"If you like this dress, you can buy it back. Anyway, it will be auctioned to get back the cost, so it's better to sell it to you."

The design and texture of this dress looks like it was bought by a famous artist, and the price is not cheap, but Chen Gaojun really likes it and thinks it is not bad for him to collect it.

"Give me a cost price."

"It's about the same as your salary." Yao Chen was talking about his salary for making this film. Speaking of which, Chen Gaojun is the person with the highest salary for starring in this film. Others have free gifts, some who star in friendship, and some who give back.

Chen Gaojun thought he was talking about his usual price.

"It's really not cheap." It's a luxury to buy a piece of clothing after half a year of work. Sometimes actors' costumes can sell for nearly [-] million yuan, but this drama will definitely not be popular, and the added value will not be very high.

Forget it, it's rare to like it.Chen Gaojun suppressed the price: "Can't you pay 200 million?"

Yao Chen bit his tongue and used the pain to stay awake, which was almost half of the costume cost of this play.

"I don't take advantage of you, and the design is also given to you."

Even with the copyright of the design, it is worth it. Unless he is willing, there is no second set of exactly the same clothes in the world.Chen Gaojun was flattered: "This is so embarrassing."

Yao Chen is also very beautiful: It's fine if you don't break up with me in the future.

Later, Yao Chen repeated his old trick and sold the costumes to other actors.

After "The Last Hot Pot Restaurant" won the Best Costume Design Award, the whole world was looking for which designer the costumes came from. You thought it was me, and I thought it was you. After asking around, they couldn't find out. Finally Find P City, the notorious base of counterfeit and parallel imports, and spray old blood.Fortunately, the manufacturer later clarified that they are only responsible for the production, not the original designers, which makes the designers look much better.

The actors did not lose money when they bought the clothes back. Chen Gaojun’s federal general uniform later rose to 3000 million US dollars, and peripheral product dealers approached him to buy copyrights, and the annual royalties alone made them double.

Costumes are just a small episode in the filming process. Yao Chen turned his head and devoted himself to other affairs. He can be said to be the busiest one in the crew. Filming, talking about scenes, and playing scenes are one aspect, and costumes, props, and drama affairs are also in charge. .It sounds unbelievable. There are hundreds of people in the whole crew, and the affairs are cumbersome, but he really did it. He remembered everything exactly, and his thinking was very clear. He even called out the name of a certain extra.

"Old Ben, is this bag yours? Put it away, the crew is not responsible for losing it."

Everyone who was called was stunned. "Damn, how does the actor know my nickname?"

Yao Chen found a few actors wearing green headgear who were doing the dialogue: "You are playing the Kent tribe. The language of this tribe is characterized by a strong uvula, like German. Can't you understand it? It's okay, you have a mouthful in your mouth." Water, like gargling every morning... yes, that's right, it's the feeling of phlegm rising and falling in the throat."

"Cough cough cough..."

"Although dubbing can be done in the later stage, the muscles in the throat have to be tensed in the camera, and they have to tremble when they are angry."

Yao Chen walked all the way from the door to the dressing room, and said a few words when he saw something. The 5-minute journey took nearly 10 minutes.

In the dressing room, the goddess Chen Qian has already changed her clothes. She has black hair and blue eyes, flaming red lips, high boots, a leather bikini, the kind with the most economical fabrics. Yao Chen couldn't help whistling, like when she first met in "The Master of Deception". like that.

"What kind of crappy character is this! What about the most powerful pirate captain in the interstellar? Those who don't know think it's a butcher!"

"Who made you agree to me in the end... The only important female characters left are a pirate captain and a companion robot," Yao Chen said bitterly, "Believe me, you won't like the latter."

"Really?"

Yao Chen lowered his voice: "The companion robot is... um... that... the interstellar version of the inflatable doll, or the most popular one... What does popular mean? You know, it is mass-produced the most... Sister Zhuo You all hate me." The sister Zhuo he was talking about was Zhuo Jiangxue, the heroine in the red makeup.

It turned out that someone more unlucky than herself comforted Chen Qian. Anyway, she and Zhuo Jiangxue had no friendship or rivalry, so she gloated.She didn't let Yao Chen go so quickly, she muttered: "If it wasn't for avoiding the blind date, I wouldn't have come."

"Thank you Goddess for saving me in danger! I am grateful for the refill!" Yao Chen nuyan bowed his knees, "This is your weapon."

A whip.

Chen Qian: Grass!

In fact, Chen Qian was right, her character was indeed used to sell meat.

Westerners have a strong taste, they are willing to show their bodies, passionate, straightforward and brave; Easterners are more reserved, generally speaking, they are relatively repressed about sex, and they still hold the pipa half-hidden when appreciating.It's really not good for a movie without an actress with a strong personality.

When the people on the set saw Chen Qian, they were stunned and swallowed subconsciously. This was supposed to be a scene that could only be seen in a certain loft magazine or cheap porn, but now it is being released for free. It is not human to not watch it!

This is still the situation after the field has been cleared.

Director Wu was the first to react: "Settings, lighting, all the actors are in place!"

He was one of the few people who knew that the entire set of costumes was designed by Yao Chen. He secretly felt that Yao Chen was a real man, and he perfectly displayed all the fantasies of male creatures about a sexy queen.

Even Chen Qian herself, who dislikes the lack of material in every possible way, has to admit that the design of this suit is top-notch, sexy and not vulgar. It should be exposed and hidden, and it perfectly blends aesthetics and violence.

Yao Chen: "Goddess, can you apply some oil on the martial arts scene later?" This way the muscles are more obvious.

Some staff covered their noses.

Chen Qian: I feel that after this drama is broadcast, her road to blind date will be more difficult.

Each starring role is an independent story, like a small piece of a jigsaw puzzle, only a small part of the content can be seen, and only when they are all pieced together is a complete story.

Yao Chen finished the gimmick part of the film first, and then he and the male second played the main scene. The male second was Mr. Zhong Xu, an old drama bone, who played Bai Xingjun in "Master of Deception"—what can he do?He has acted in both of them!Anyone who can be found has been found!He is also very desperate!

Zhong Xu is still very satisfied with the role of the male second.Because of the leading role, he has a comprehensive understanding of the whole story.

In the interstellar era, most of the galaxies are ruled by the federation, which pursues the equality of all races and the unity of culture. They advocate military expansion and have created countless replicants and enhanced humans. They have adopted elite education and militarized training since childhood. Among them, General Arthur, the first in the federation, is the leader represent.

The opposite of the Federation is the rebel army led by the second male Ulysses. They do not obey the philosophy of the Federation, pursue justice, and help the colonial planets gain independence and freedom. They think that the equality and unity that the Federation says are just lies, and their essence is nothing more than plunder Resources, oppressing civilians, so rise up and resist.In this struggle, they are at a disadvantage and are heading for failure.

In the dark and lightless universe, there are countless interstellar pirates. They wander among various forces, rob merchant ships, illegally smuggle, and even participate in wars.The most powerful leader of the pirate organization is Alice played by Chen Qian. She controls a spaceship Shenzhou that can be invisible and realize space jump. The owner is also the sexiest beauty in the interstellar world.

There are also some vagrants who do not serve any forces and are outside the mainstream. They usually have their own beliefs and pursuits, have no organization, and their power is scattered. Most of the time they hide themselves, just like ordinary people. All of them are homeless.

The whole story can be summed up in one sentence: A group of wanderers fought against the whole star for an absurd goal, and finally lost and died a heroic death.

Seeing Zhong Xu's suspicious face, Yao Chen asked, "Does Teacher Zhong have any suggestions?"

"There are too many things you want to show. The background and setting are indeed excellent, which can be called grand, but if you don't grasp it well, it will easily become fake and empty. I have seen many good books made into bad movies in the public's mouth."

"It depends on the level of the director. Director Wu is good at telling the story while showing the magnificent background. Hongzhuang is like this. You can watch it when you have time."

"Okay, since you have so much confidence in Director Wu, I won't say more. Anyway, you are the big boss, and if you lose money, you will be accounted for. I just need to get the money from filming, haha!"

Yao Chen touched the new card that the little wolf dog gave me in his pocket, this wave is stable, the little wolf dog gave me pocket money.