FWF Chapter 115 Good Morning Pig Tongue
Chapter 115 Good Morning Pig Tongue
Chapter 115 Good Morning Pig Tongue
"Your girl outside... er... er... er... my sister-in-law has been exposed."
Lin Yuezhou was a little unaccustomed to being called sister-in-law, so she changed her name twice in a row before explaining: "Just now I wanted to chat with you, so I made an excuse, saying that I wanted to buy a skirt, and asked you on WeChat for [-] yuan, and it turned out You just gave it without saying a word, and even sent me a message, isn't it too obvious?"
"……All right."
Lin Xinghe suddenly remembered that he and his daughter-in-law had changed numbers, coughed, and said cheekily: "What's so strange about this, is my brother so stingy in your eyes? Isn't it normal to give you one thousand and five?" Well, I love you."
Lin Yuezhou was silent for a while, and said with a smile, "Hehe, I've made a recording, and I'll send it to my sister-in-law later."
"..."
The corner of Lin Xinghe's mouth twitched slightly, and he immediately threatened in a sinister tone: "How dare you? I'll go back and beat your ass to pieces."
"This part is also recorded." Lin Yuezhou smiled like a black-bellied Maitreya Buddha.
"...Oh, I hate it~ My brother loves you so much, how can I be willing to beat you, good boy~ delete the recording quickly, what a chirp~" If you can't be hard, Lin Xinghe can only be soft.
"That's amazing, my brother, don't you know that I've been recording?" Lin Yuezhou smiled and said, "Do you think my sister-in-law will think you are a super girl control if I edit this recording of yours with my editing technology?" ?”
"...Fuck!" Lin Xinghe lost his mind.
"I'm just joking, as long as you don't mess with me, I actually don't have any recordings at all." Lin Yuezhou said swearingly.
Lin Xinghe rolled his eyes and muttered: "I believe you are a ghost..."
He dared to bet that Lin Yuezhou, a black-bellied person, would definitely record it, and if she got offended, maybe she would really play with editing and turn this ordinary conversation into a heart-wrenching confession or something like that. .
"Okay, I should go to bed." Lin Yuezhou said casually, "When are you coming back?"
"Do you miss my brother?" Lin Xinghe smiled.
"Uh... think about it." Lin Yuezhou hesitated for a moment, but still told the truth.
"Okay, it will be the weekend in a few days, and I will take your sister-in-law back to see you then." Lin Xinghe said with a smile.
"Remember to ask your wife to bring me a gift, otherwise I don't know how to have a good relationship with her naturally." Lin Yuezhou reminded.
"Puhaha, okay, don't worry, your sister-in-law has a very good personality." Lin Xinghe smiled.
"Tch, isn't my personality bad?" Lin Yuezhou asked unhappily.
Lin Xinghe rolled his eyes and chuckled: "With your personality, if it wasn't for your own brother, I would have taken you away."
Before finishing the word 'beat', I heard Lin Yuezhou say a word:
"recording."
"Cough cough."
Lin Xinghe coughed, and immediately said with a smile: "Oh, why don't you ask? Whether you are my own sister or not, I want to spoil you to the sky. Your personality is so good that it will explode. With you as my sister , is the blessings cultivated in the previous life."
"Well, my sister-in-law is good. She taught you [Harmony] very well, and you can speak human language." Lin Yuezhou nodded in satisfaction.
"What does it mean to be able to speak human language..." The corners of Lin Xinghe's eyes twitched slightly.
"Sister-in-law is really good at talking, and she can bear it when she is in love with you, and she should have a good personality. Judging from the last chat, she also cares about you, so I can rest assured." Lin Yuezhou said softly.
"Yuezhou."
"Ok?"
"It's nothing, I just wanted to call you."
"……Oh."
"Haha." Lin Xinghe smiled, "Don't worry, even if I get married, we don't need to change, at worst you come and grab the quilt with your sister-in-law."
"..."
Lin Yuezhou was silent for a while, and said, "Well, I received it and recorded it. If you can't do it... I will delete the recording."
"How is it possible? I'm your brother." Lin Xinghe smiled.
Lin Yuezhou snorted, and said, "Good night, if you sleep with your sister-in-law, you can also say good night to her for me."
"Unfortunately, your brother didn't sleep with her." Lin Xinghe shrugged, "Good night."
After hanging up the phone, Lin Xinghe finally breathed a sigh of relief. He lay on the bed and thought for a while, then suddenly smiled.
Lin Yuezhou, a little girl, has been very attached to him since she was a child. After so many years, the relationship between the brother and sister has been so good. I don't know if it is due to him or Lin Yuezhou, the brother-in-law.
However, his own sister is really reassuring, and he also knows that Lin Yuezhou is actually very sensible, whether it is skipping a grade to study, or helping him save money, maybe she doesn't really care whether he falls in love, but just worried that after he falls in love, Forgot about her sister, that's why she asked for money from time to time, and used this as an excuse to chat with him.
"Well……"
Lin Xinghe thought for a while, then suddenly picked up the phone and called Yin Yinyin.
"Sister-in-law? Miss me?"
"I think, cough, of course, but you don't have to come here." Lin Xinghe coughed, then laughed again: "Just now I called Yuezhou, she asked me to say good night to your sister-in-law."
"what?"
Yin Yinyin was taken aback for a moment, and then said pleasantly: "Really?"
She thought that Lin Yuezhou, the brother controlling this level, would be very sad, but she didn't expect it to be over.
"Don't worry." Lin Xinghe said with a smile: "In a few days, when the weekend comes, you can just go home with me."
"So fast..." Yin Yinyin hesitated for a moment, then said: "Then you will accompany me to buy a set of clothes tomorrow, and buy some gifts for our parents."
"It's pretty quick to change your mind." Lin Xinghe smiled.
"Yinyin, your face is so red, like a monkey's butt."
"Fuck off, I'm chatting with my husband-in-law, what are you eavesdropping on, eavesdropping, you pervert."
"Your voice is so loud, I don't think it's hard not to hear."
"Headphones for you, go aside."
Yin Yinyin and Chi Hongye were bickering over the phone, and after dismissing Chi Hongye, Yin Yinyin coughed and said, "Sir, what are you talking about?"
The corners of Lin Xinghe's mouth curled up involuntarily, "Our parents."
"Well..." Yin Yinyin replied shyly, then lowered her voice and said, "Here... buy some gifts for our parents, um, and sister-in-law, she just asked you to buy a dress for [-] yuan, I'll call her gone."
"I know." Lin Xinghe smiled and said, "Did you post something?"
"Well, what's the matter?" Yin Yinyin asked puzzled.
"My sister and I never talk like that." Lin Xinghe said casually, "I haven't posted anything with you, let alone my sister."
"Oh, did she recognize me, that's why she called you? Yuezhou is so smart." Yin Yinyin admired.
"After all, she is my sister." Lin Xinghe snorted triumphantly.
"These words are not convincing at all from your mouth..." Yin Yinyin was speechless, "Your sister's IQ beats you by eight blocks, right?"
Lin Xinghe said unconvinced: "My EQ is higher than my sister's."
Yin Yinyin said in amazement: "Isn't your EQ negative?"
"..."
System handwriting: [You get 1888 yuan, which can be used for Lin Xinghe's mental damage fee]
"Oh!" Lin Xinghe's face darkened.
"no."
Yin Yinyin subconsciously connoted a sentence.
"What the hell?" Lin Xinghe looked confused.
"Ahem...it's nothing." Yin Yinyin coughed with a red face, "If it's nothing, I'll hang up."
"No, what does No mean? I always feel like you're thinking about something dirty again." Lin Xinghe hurriedly asked.
"Oh, it's nothing, don't ask."
"Then I won't take you to buy it tomorrow." Lin Xinghe threatened.
"Hey hey hey, okay, okay, let me say." Yin Yinyin was distracted by Lin Xinghe, coughed again, and said: "Take apart."
"open?"
Lin Xinghe thought for a while, couldn't help but chuckled, and sighed, "You're such a brain, tomorrow I'll take you to buy cleaning powder and rinse it off for you."
"Hmph, that's fine. From then on, just be an upright gentleman when you're with me, don't touch your hands." Yin Yinyin snorted.
"Alright." Lin Xinghe nodded.
"..."
System handwriting: [You get 1888 yuan, which can be used for Yin Yinyin's mental damage fee]
Yin Yinyin was amused, "It's okay? Is it okay?"
"That's right." Lin Xinghe said with a smile: "A gentleman uses his mouth but not his hands, next time I will only use my mouth, isn't it okay?"
"Bah, you bastard." Yin Yinyin spat at him with a blushing face, "I'm hanging up, good night."
……
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the next morning.
After Lin Xinghe got up and washed up, he knocked on the door of Yin Yin Yin's house. No one opened the door, so he took out his electronic key and opened the door.
When I entered the room, I saw that the two girls were still sleeping, but they were each wearing a quilt. They must have talked late last night, and they still haven't woken up yet.
Lin Xinghe walked over to Yin Yinyin's side, squatted beside the bed and pinched her nose. After a while, she opened her eyes in a daze, yawned, and called out cutely: "Mr. "
Lin Xinghe kissed her and asked with a smile: "Would you like to get up?"
"No, I want to sleep for a while..." Yin Yinyin stretched out two white arms to hug Lin Xinghe's neck, put her head on his shoulders, closed her eyes and continued to sleep.
Lin Xinghe laughed, and asked in a low voice: "Then do you want to have breakfast?"
"This time...I'm hungry...the pig's ears..." Yin Yinyin tilted her head, bit Lin Xinghe's ear, and began to bite.
"Do you want to eat pig's tongue?" Lin Xinghe smiled, turned his head and kissed her, and stretched out his tongue without getting any breath anyway.
The first ray of sunshine in the morning is Lin Xinghe's Good Morning Kiss·Pig's Tongue, which is now included in the KFC Deluxe Package.
"This time..." Yin Yinyin continued to close her eyes, chewing her tongue.
Suddenly, a line of system writing appeared in front of Lin Xinghe: [You get 6888 yuan, which can be used for Chi Hongye's mental damage fee]
Lin Xinghe subconsciously shut up, wiped the corners of his mouth, and looked up at Chi Hongye who was sleeping behind Yin Yinyin.
"You two are really in love... Get up early in the morning and feed the dog food..." Chi Hongye yawned, rubbing his sleepy eyes, sitting up and stretching, unaware that the explosive curve on his chest was completely exposed.
"Boom!"
Suddenly, there was a sound of silk tearing, and a button on the collar of Chi Hongye's pajamas suddenly fell out.
System handwriting: [Sorry for your misfortune, bad luck points +10! 】
(End of this chapter)