FWF Chapter 145 You Are Vomiting
Chapter 145 You Are Vomiting
Chapter 145 You Are Vomiting
Soon, it was time for lunch.
Lin Xinghe originally wanted to cook, but was called back by his parents, saying that it was the first time for a daughter-in-law to come here, so she had to do it herself to be sincere.
"Don't just stand there stupidly, go with your wife and entertain her well. She treats you so well, and you don't know how to get closer and have a conscience, okay?" Mother Lin gave Lin Xinghe a white look.
Lin Xinghe was stunned, and really wanted to say, I've touched her conscience many times, isn't it close enough?
However, if this kind of hooliganism is uttered, it is estimated that parents will be beaten by mixed doubles.
Lin Xinghe didn't say anything, so he walked to the door of the living room, glanced at Yin Yinyin who was sitting on the sofa with his sister-in-law without saying a word, and said with a smile: "The meal is still an hour or two away, do you want something to drink?"
"Anything is fine, is there any juice?" Yin Yinyin asked.
“No freshly squeezed ones.”
"Forget it, pour a glass of hot water."
Lin Yuezhou glanced at Lin Xinghe and said, "I'm thirsty, I want soda water, lemon flavored."
"Be careful not to burn it." Lin Xinghe went to pour a cup of hot water, handed it to the aunt's daughter-in-law, and rolled his eyes at Lin Yuezhou, "Take it yourself."
"I'm done drinking at home, go to the neighborhood supermarket and buy it for me." Lin Yuezhou stared at him, this guy forgets his sister after he has a wife, it's disgusting.
Lin Xinghe gave Lin Yuezhou a blank look, went to the refrigerator to get a bottle of Nongfu Spring's mineral water, tore off the cover, then walked back to the living room, and threw the bottle to her casually, "Here, drink it."
Lin Yuezhou took a look at it, and couldn't help but turn black, "I'm talking about soda water, why did you give me mineral water? Don't think that if you tear off the cover, I won't be able to see that this is Nongfu Spring."
Lin Xinghe smiled and said, "You haven't drunk it yet, why don't you try it first?"
Lin Yuezhou was slightly taken aback, and a thought popped into his mind, could this really be soda water?
Lin Yuezhou couldn't help unscrewing the bottle cap in anticipation, and took a sip cautiously——
System handwriting: [You get 888 yuan, which can be used for mental damage fees]
"This is obviously mineral water!" Lin Yuezhou put down the bottle with a sullen face, she was simply thinking too much, the Nongfu Spring in this bottle is a bit sweet.
"Don't rush to judge, just take another sip, try a big sip." Lin Xinghe shook his head slightly.
Lin Yuezhou was slightly taken aback. Could it be that she drank too little just now and didn't taste it?No, the taste of lemon-flavored soda is quite obvious.
However, she still tried to take a big sip——
System handwriting: [You get 888 yuan, which can be used for Lin Yuezhou's mental damage fee]
It is indeed mineral water, confirmed.
"Hehe, it's fun to lie to me, isn't it?" Lin Yuezhou laughed.
Lin Xinghe shook his head and said, "How could I lie to you? I didn't say it's soda water, and the bottle doesn't have a cover. You don't know it's mineral water until you drink it, but who can be sure before you drink it?"
Lin Yuezhou stopped talking and just watched his nonsense quietly.
Lin Xinghe said nonsense in a serious manner: "Do you know Schrödinger's cat? Before you drink it, the soda water in this unsealed bottle is in a superposition state of 'yes and no'. The possibilities collapsed to one, um... so now it is certain that this is indeed a bottle of mineral water."
Lin Yuezhou took a deep breath and asked seriously, "Do you think I'm as stupid as you?"
"We are brothers and sisters, and we have pretty good IQs, right?" Lin Xinghe coughed, "Besides, don't you find that my method is particularly good? You've drank two mouthfuls of water now, are you not thirsty anymore?"
"..."
System handwriting: [You get 888 yuan, which can be used for Lin Yuezhou's mental damage fee]
Yin Yinyin couldn't help but smile and glanced at Lin Xinghe angrily, "Stop teasing Yuezhou, go buy it for someone else."
"Forget it, I'm not thirsty anymore." Lin Yuezhou cast a blank look at his brother who was smacking inside and out.
"Haha, isn't my method particularly good?" Lin Xinghe laughed.
"Stingy... You've made so much money and you're still so stingy..." Lin Yuezhou muttered.
Lin Xinghe shrugged, "I can give you pocket money, you can buy it yourself."
"It's sister-in-law's money, not yours. I'll make money by myself in the future." Lin Yuezhou snorted, and then said, "By the way, if I can make money like an anchor, I can do it too. My sister-in-law is just a little prettier than me, right?" ?”
"Why do you, a top student, become a host? Are you full of food?"
Lin Xinghe rolled his eyes, "It's so embarrassing to rely on your face to eat without studying hard. You can't play games like your sister-in-law for a living, right? You're so good."
Yin Yinyin felt awkward in her heart when she heard it. She always felt that there was something wrong with what he said.
Lin Yuezhou glanced at her brother, and asked back: "Isn't studying hard just to make money? My direction and aspirations are not mixed with officialdom. Since they are all about making money, what's the difference?"
"Come on, you can't be an anchor with a paralyzed face like you." Lin Xinghe grabbed his sister's little face and pulled it to both sides, "If you don't study hard, you only have a high school diploma and can't do anything else. Become a cuboid concrete mover."
Lin Yuezhou's eyes lit up, "What occupation? It seems quite tall?"
Lin Xinghe glanced at her angrily: "Moving bricks!"
"...Why do you say that I can't be an anchor? I'm so smart, as long as I practice more, I can be very good at playing games." Lin Yuezhou asked unconvinced.
"clever?"
Lin Xinghe smiled, "Come on, let's make a bet, you learn what I do, if you do it, I will give you 1 yuan in pocket money, if you can't do it, just obediently study."
"What are you doing? If you bully me with male physical characteristics or strength, I can't learn it, and I will definitely lose." Lin Yuezhou said immediately.
"Don't worry, I won't masturbate, and I won't bully you with force." Lin Xinghe rolled his eyes.
Yin Yinyin couldn't help but blushed and spat out, these two brothers and sisters really dare to say anything.
"Okay." Lin Yuezhou nodded, "Then come on."
"start."
Lin Xinghe smiled, then pinched his ears.
Lin Yuezhou also forcibly pulled his facial muscles and smiled, then pinched his ears.
Lin Xinghe touched his lips again, took a sip of Lin Yuezhou's bottle of water.
Lin Yuezhou touched his lips, took a sip of water, swallowed it, and asked, "It's that simple? What does it mean?"
Lin Xinghe glanced at her without saying a word, took the trash can over, spit out the water he drank just now into the trash can, and said with a smile, "You vomited."
Lin Yuezhou, who had already drank it and couldn't spit it out: "..."
System handwriting: [You get 888 yuan, which can be used for Lin Yuezhou's mental damage fee]
"Boring!" Lin Yuezhou gave Lin Xinghe a hard look.
"What about being smart?" Lin Xinghe chuckled, put his arms around Yin Yinyin beside him, and asked, "Daughter-in-law, how about my method?"
"Disgusting, I drank it and spit it out again..." Yin Yinyin gave him a blank look.
"Isn't this your favorite drink?" Lin Xinghe looked at her with a half-smile, and gave her a 'you know' look.
Yin Yinyin's pretty face blushed, and she suddenly found her sister-in-law's face was cold, she couldn't help but feel a chill in her heart, she didn't dare to answer Lin Xinghe's words, this guy dared to show affection to her in front of her brother-in-law, because she thought her face was too beautiful and needed some sulfuric acid Or is it comfortable for a few knives?
(End of this chapter)