Chapter 450 "There's Only One Mother in the World Who's Good"
Chapter 450 "There's Only One Mother in the World Who's Good"
And outside.
At this moment, the entire Chinese internet...
It wasn't boiling anymore; it was directly blasted into lava by "Lupin Flower"!
Countless netizens who were watching TV and watching the live broadcast were shocked by Jiang Baizhi's voice just a moment ago.
The next second, this song physically delivered me to the afterlife!
[Hey director, come out here! I was all set to watch Angelica dahurica's "Two Tigers and Four Dogs," and you just went straight to "one, two, three" and started crying?!]
This isn't a children's song! It's clearly a 'funeral-level' depressing anthem disguised in a sweet, childlike guise!
I miss my mother; she's been gone for ten years.
I don't know how many years my mother has been gone. I only remember that when she left, there were 20 dumplings she had made left in the refrigerator. I eat them once a year, and there was one left.
[To the person upstairs: Even if thirty years pass, you'll still have one dumpling left, because you can't bear to eat it.]
[This is absolutely the most brutal performance of Bai Zhi's career! In the first round, she killed off my ex, and in the second round, she actually launched a psychological attack on my entire family!]
I was wrong, I was so wrong. After listening to "Later," all I wanted was to get back together; now, after listening to "Lupin Flower," all I want to do is immediately go back to my hometown and kowtow to my mother!
Me too, Bai Zhi, goddess! I never expected you to sing sad songs so movingly than sweet ones!
Forget about sweet songs, now, please call her the Queen of Sadness!
The live stream was flooded with comments so many that the background image was obscured, and viewers across the entire internet were discussing it.
soon.
On Weibo, the hashtag #JiangBaizhiSadQueen# suddenly appeared at the top of the trending topics list with an overbearing attitude.
Her original sweet goddess image was completely washed away by these tears!
Some unknown passersby wandered in, and when they saw the words "Queen of Sorrow," they were all stunned.
I remember Jiang Baizhi sang a song called "Love You," which is clearly a sweet song. Why is she being associated with the "Queen of Sadness"?
[Is this tonight's The Voice? I've been so busy I haven't watched it yet!]
[Just a passerby, but this girl in the yellow dress is so pretty! So sweet, even my dead body feels warm!]
Numerous netizens left comments below:
Don't be fooled by her yellow dress! That's not cream cake, it's yellow mustard, so spicy it'll make your eyes water!
I now suspect that even if the goddess were to draw a heavy metal rock song, she could still deliver a mournful, dignified performance that evokes a sense of respect for the dead.
[Amazing! Sweet songs can move hearts, while sad songs can break them. Bai Zhi isn't here to sing, she's here to blow up the entertainment industry!]
.......
Inside the hotel's presidential suite.
Jiang Bai crossed his legs, casually tossed the cleanly gnawed lobster shell into the trash can, and let out a satisfied sigh.
He glanced sideways at the string of frantically jumping golden numbers on the system panel, while listening to the incessant clanging of popularity points being credited to his account.
That feeling was even better than drawing ten SSRs in a row!
"Two songs, over a million views..."
Jiang Bai clicked his tongue twice, his eyes flashing with a capitalist's shrewdness.
"Tongzi, look at these people. Their singing of 'Missing Mother' has probably paralyzed the entire country."
"Look at how much popularity I've gained! It's equivalent to my entire previous day's worth! Wow!"
[Host, please stop your insane celebration.]
[Your popularity score just skyrocketed! If it keeps rising like this, I'm afraid when you go out tomorrow morning, even the stray dogs on the street will be bowing down to you and chanting "Holy Mary!"]
"Heh, I don't know if the dogs will bark or not, but I know this wave of sadness-driven profits is really lucrative!"
Jiang Bai stroked his chin, a restless thought beginning to stir within him:
"Since this type of song increases popularity the most, I have a ton of them in my music library."
"For the next competition, should I sing 'Only Mother is Good in the World,' or go straight to 'Come Home Often'?"
"No, we need something more sophisticated."
"Father's Prose Poems Bring Tears to the Eyes of Countless Children?"
"Is 'Guest' following the same path as 'Later' to rake in another wave of tears from exes?"
"If that's not enough, I'll just sing 'Under Mount Fuji' or 'Ten Years' and punch a hole through this depressing ceiling in China!"
Jiang Bai became more and more excited as he thought about it, as if he could already hear the sound of countless popularity points increasing.
Sudden.
His keen hearing allowed him to detect a highly discordant noise outside the door.
"Waaaaah!!"
A heart-wrenching wail pierced through the thickened soundproof door of the presidential suite and entered the room.
Jiang Bai's hand trembled, and he almost threw the phone away.
"Holy crap? Who's holding a funeral outside? Has a murder happened? Or are we caught in the act of adultery?"
Jiang Bai thought for a moment, then got up and slowly opened the door.
When the door opened, the scene was quite bizarre.
On the carpet in the corridor, a middle-aged man dressed in an elegant suit, with a slightly receding hairline, who looked to be worth at least a hundred million, was slumped down in the corridor without any regard for his image.
He was clutching a brand-new mobile phone tightly in his hand, the screen of which was glowing.
Jiang Bai took a closer look.
On the screen was a still frame of him taking his final bow while singing "Lupin Flower".
Old Deng cried so loudly it was earth-shattering.
He was crying and sniffling, his tie was smeared like a rag, and he kept muttering:
"Mom... I want to eat your scallion pancakes..."
"I made money... but where are you now... Waaah!"
The system's voice suddenly rang in my ears.
[Ding! Li XX has a major emotional breakdown, popularity points +100!]
Jiang Bai: "......"
The bad news is, it's not about catching someone cheating or any other big scandal!
Good news! This old man contributed to his popularity!
FWF