FWF Chapter 171 I'm all used to it!
Chapter 171 I'm all used to it!
Chapter 171 I'm all used to it!
"what's the situation?"
Holding a large bundle of catnip, Wu Ren closed the portal to the secret realm with his foot.Seeing him coming back, Mo Mo consciously stopped playing, moved to the side, and removed the spiritual power from his claws.
The white cat threw itself on the ground naturally.
Seeing it clumsily turning over and trying to pounce on Mo Mo, Wu Ren couldn't help shaking his head helplessly.Why did this white cat that looks so stupid and cute sit in the position of the little leader?
Color glaze?Unspoken rules?
……
"Hey, who is that white cat, just you." Seeing that Momo was about to raise his paw to beat it, Wu Ren opened his mouth and shouted, "Who approved you to come to our house if you have nothing to do?"
"Wow?"
The white cat heard the sound and turned its head strangely: "This kind of thing still needs approval meow?"
Mo Mo took the opportunity to avoid the white cat who was close to him, and jumped from the computer table onto Wu Ren's shoulder in a double jump.This level of proficiency, no matter how you look at it, looks like a very close owl.
"Okay. Tell me, what is Momo to you stray cats?" Wu Ren smacked his lips.
"King!" Lion Cat didn't hesitate.
Well, fortunately, the pronunciation of "Wang" in cat language is still meow instead of wang, otherwise this guy looks like a loyal dog in its current appearance.Momo on his shoulder looked down at it, inexplicably quite stylish.
Wu Ren coquettishly smiled: "Okay, since it is your king, what is the name of the place where the king lives?"
"Woo meow? Where the king lives... the palace meow!"
Okay, congratulations, you got it right. No points for this question.
Wu Ren immediately stared at it with a serious look: "Since you know why you don't kneel down! As the leader of Lingquan stray cats and Wang Xin's subordinate, you don't know the etiquette and rules. You not only play wild in the palace, I even want to be disrespectful to your king! Aren’t you afraid of being stripped of your official position and expelled from the country!”
He reprimanded his head and covered his face, but Mo Mo was stunned for a while.And the lion cat in front of it opened its mouth and widened its eyes, with a terrified expression—if the person in front of it was not a cat but a human being, it would probably be shaking like chaff, with a pale face, right?
"Woooooooo—meow! I was wrong meow! Master Mo Mo, I didn't mean to offend you, please don't deport him out of the country meow!"
The white cat crouched on the ground shrunken, its voice almost crying... Wu Ren wanted to laugh, but due to the atmosphere of the scene, after twitching his cheeks twice, he still restrained himself.
Momo, on the other hand, turned to look at Wu Ren, as if he had figured out his intention.He licked his left paw very reservedly, and then looked far away: "Get up, I... I will not hold you accountable."
"Thank you Lord Mo Mo, woo woo... From now on, I will never go near the palace again..."
"Huh?" Mo Mo turned his head and glanced at it, "Did I say I won't let you come again?"
"No no no no! I never said that!"
Just as the white cat wanted to sit up, it fell down again in an instant, so Wu Ren always looked like a little palace lady who made a mistake.
"I just want you to know that etiquette should be observed in the palace. If you follow me obediently, I won't be angry."
When he was talking about the palace just now, Mo Mo's voice visibly fluttered.Listening to Mo Mo's speech, Wu Ren suddenly felt a little uncomfortable.
If this makes Mo Mo get used to the "feeling of the king", and then develops a mouth habit that uses "朕" to call himself like Tong Zi when he first came here...then the problem is a bit serious!
He inexplicably understands why many cats like to call themselves "I" in the emoji packs of cats he saw online...
They are all used to shoveling shit!
"Obviously, I understand meow!" The white cat's eyes slowly lit up after listening to Mo Mo's words, "That is to say, people can, as long as they are honest, they can... follow Master Mo Mo all the time? "
Momo thought for a while: "It's not impossible..."
"Hey!"
Wu Ren felt that things were going to a bad place, so he hurriedly interrupted: "Is it okay, aren't you a meow bully in the front paw area? You don't care about your own territory anymore?"
"Wow?!"
The white cat was forgiven by Mo Mo at this moment, and instantly became energetic again.Seeing that his good business was about to be disturbed by Wu Ren, he immediately turned his face: "I want you, a foreign cat... a two-legged beast, to take care of the affairs in his own backyard?"
Wu Ren was taken aback: "Huh?"
The white cat showed its fierce face: "After all, what are you two-legged beast meow! What qualifications do you have to live with Lord Momo? And also, and... sharing the same bed! Meow!"
"What am I?" Wu Ren stared and shouted, "I am its father!"
Mo Mo raised his paw and slapped Wu Ren on the forehead.
"...I am its master!"
Well, if Dad is wrong, so is Master.Be a teacher for a day, be a father for life, nothing wrong...
Mo Mo glared at Wu Ren, and then said grandly: "Of course he is my master. It is thanks to my master that I can control the supreme power now."
Yep, Shovel successfully changed his job to become an imperial teacher.
But the white cat is a little confused at the moment: "Woo meow? Master Mo Mo's master... is, is...?"
"To put it simply, I'm a generation above you." Wu Ren curled his lips.
"... ouch?"
This silly cat has been fooled by Wu Ren and Mo Mo today.Wu Ren couldn't help grinning, looking at the big white ball on the ground, just about to tease it, but suddenly there was a loud noise outside the room.
On the stairs, Wu Xiaotong walked up holding a raccoon cat while talking.And that raccoon cat was lying in Wu Xiaotong's arms, stretching its four legs, trying to reach the thing in the girl's left hand.
Lihuamao turned out to be a very quiet cola.
And what Wu Xiaotong held in the other hand was naturally a can of catnip.
"Return it! You girl, return the cigarettes of labor and management!"
Coke struggled in pain, as if Wu Xiaotong was holding its lifeblood.
But Wu Xiaotong didn't pay attention to it - besides, she couldn't understand what Coke was talking about at the moment.He just muttered to himself, "Don't make trouble", "Wow, it's so fierce", leaned back and walked towards Wu Ren's room.
Seeing Wu Ren looking at her in the room, Wu Xiaotong trotted over: "Boss! Our catnip is almost gone again, look at Coke! I just took away the catnip and wanted it to save some food. There's a fuss!"
Wu Ren: Mommy.jpg
You steal someone's life, can they not make a fuss... He also ignored the white cat next to him, shook his shoulders and let Mo Mo go down first, and then walked to the door.
However, with an inexplicable breeze blowing, the world suddenly became quiet.Coke, who was blah just now, widened his eyes instantly, and turned his head from Wu Xiaotong's arms to look at Wu Ren——
To be precise, he looked at the bunch of colorful plants in his arms.
"This...is this Yantai?"
In the next second, like a hungry tiger pouncing on its food, the raccoon cat jumped up from Wu Xiaotong's arms with a howl, and rushed towards Wu Ren.
Emmm's recent subscriptions not only did not rise, but dropped sharply...
(End of this chapter)