I Exchange For Black Technology By Blowing Up The Bully

Chapter 742 Birthday Gift

"We've been talking for a long time, Xiekov, tell me!" Zhao Chang came back to his senses, "What is Professor Song like? Does he look kind? Are there any taboos?"

"It must be very different from the image you imagined." Shekov said mysteriously, "Professor Song is actually... very young!"

"Very young?" The two boys opposite were stunned for a moment, obviously not expecting it.

"Forty years old?" Wang Chong asked.

"Less than forty." Shekov turned to look at Song He, "Professor Song looks as young as this brother."

"Bullshit!" Zhao Chang scorned, "Old Xie, this is boring!"

"We are heart to heart with you, and you are playing tricks with us." Wang Chong also looked down upon him, "Lao Xie must be honest!"

"Really!" Shekov said, "You look so young! I can swear by the scriptures!"

"Bullshit!" Zhao Chang and Wang Chong said together, "Where can I find scriptures for you?"

Shekov was helpless and raised his hand to scratch his yellow hair.

"I don't believe it either." Song He suddenly interrupted, "Betting is popular here. Do you dare to bet?"

Xiekov was startled for a moment, his eyes sparkling, "Bet two hundred dollars! If Professor Song is really young, each of you will give me two hundred! If he is a bad old man, I will give you two hundred!"

"Just bet!" Wang Chong and Zhao Chang couldn't wait to take the bait.

…

After eating, there is still more than an hour before class.

Song He hurried back to the dormitory, planning to take a shower and change clothes, and to appear in front of fifty graduate students with a good image. The dignity of a teacher should be established and should be established.

He had just shaved his head before returning to school. The shave was very short, which was very convenient for washing. He quickly left the bathroom wrapped in a bath towel.

Taking a bath towel to wipe the water on his body, he suddenly discovered that clear muscles appeared on his body. They were probably developed from cycling at regular intervals in the recent period?

Standing in front of the mirror, Song He carefully admired the muscles on his body for a long time, adjusted his posture, and looked surprised.

If you keep practicing like this, you might have a chance to catch up with Peng Yuyan?

"Bang bang bang!" There was a knock on the door, followed by the sound of the room card being swiped.

Song He was startled and hurriedly wrapped the towel around his waist, "I'm naked!"

The door slammed shut again.

He quickly put on his pajamas and opened the door.

Xiang Xiaotong came in, frowned and said, "I heard you had finished taking a shower, and you waited for a long time to come here. Why are you wasting your time?"

"I'm admiring my muscle lines." Song He said proudly, "Cycling is really a workout, my muscles are bulging!"

"Come on, let me try." Xiang Xiaotong sat down at the table, resting his elbows on the table, posing as an arm-wrestling gesture, and shook the small paper bag in his hand with his other hand, "If you win, I'll give you a reward. !”

Song He sat down decisively, put his elbows firmly on the table, grabbed the teacher's hand and exerted force!

"Bang!" Xiang Xiaotong's hand was pressed on the table.

"It hasn't started yet!" Xiang Xiaotong glared, "I'm not ready yet!"

"Okay! Teacher, get ready!" Song He sounded arrogant and resumed his arm-wrestling posture.

Xiang Xiaotong was nervous, as if facing a formidable enemy. He took a deep breath and squeezed Song He's hand tightly, "Start!"

"Bang!" Song He completed the instant kill again.

Xiang Xiaotong's face turned green, "How can I rely on your strength? I obviously ride a bike too! I ride more than you!"

"Teacher, you are too good at this." Song He beamed, "I can break both of your hands with one hand!"

"Arrogant!" Xiang Xiaotong slapped the table, his competitive spirit was completely aroused, he threw the paper bag in his left hand on the table, decisively grabbed Song He's hand with both hands, and smashed it with all his strength!

Song He felt tired, gritted his teeth and exerted force, pressing the teacher's hands on the table inch by inch, and it took more than ten seconds to break them to a 45-degree angle. Xiang Xiaotong suddenly became discouraged and lost with a bang.

"Okay, young people are so powerful." Xiang Xiaotong looked frustrated, pushed the paper bag over with sad eyes, and said angrily, "Take a look, the birthday gift I picked for you."

Song He opened the paper bag expectantly and unpacked it. Inside was...a razor?

It's a mediocre razor that only costs a few hundred yuan, probably bought online.

"That's it?" Song He was surprised.

Xiang Xiaotong stared in shock, "You brat, what's your attitude? Do you still dislike gifts? It's enough for my teacher to give you gifts. Ask other colleges where you can get such treatment!"

Song He smiled sheepishly, "That's wrong, teacher. I'm very happy to have the gift. Thank you Master for your love! It's just that Master's net worth is on the Forbes rich list. He also gave me a million-dollar bicycle before. I thought This time I will also give you something very valuable.”

"You're not short of money, and you're not short of it. You're really a strong-willed boy. You sell your goods to war zones, and even NATO dares to challenge you. Yesterday, all the colleges held a meeting, and the deans of other colleges said that I taught Wukong." Xiang said. Xiaotong smiled, her eyes clearly approving, "Isn't a razor bad? Don't all adult men have to shave?"

Song He touched his chin, and there happened to be stubble. He immediately plugged in the razor and tried to shave around it.

"It's very useful. Thank you, teacher." Song He nodded, "It's really practical. It's such a good birthday gift. I'll use it for ten or eight years."

"Are you satisfied? Don't you think it's cheap?" Xiang Xiaotong glanced at him with a cold snort.

"Satisfied, satisfied! Extremely satisfied!" Song He burst into laughter.

Xiang Xiaotong glared at him, then suddenly smiled again, took out a watch from his pocket, and slapped it on the table.

"The razor is just a bonus, your real birthday present is this." She tilted her chin towards the watch.

Song He picked up the watch and looked at the rotating movement structure inside, "This... doesn't look cheap?"

"2.66 million!" Xiang Xiaotong said, "Am I that kind of stingy person?"

Song He was shocked and happily put it on his wrist. He originally had a black electronic watch for monitoring heart rate, which was issued by the army. He didn't know how much it cost, but it was certainly not even as expensive as the parts of this new watch.

"Teacher...why do I vaguely feel that this watch looks like a women's watch?" Song He looked at it for a moment and couldn't help but ask.

"I have a good eye for women's models." Xiang Xiaotong admitted frankly.

"Ah?" Song He was confused, "Why did you give me a women's watch?"

"If you have a military watch, you don't need to wear this kind of mechanical watch. Find a safe and lock it up and keep it. You can give it to your wife when you get married in the future." Xiang Xiaotong said, "This watch is I wore it a few years ago, and I replaced it with a new watch, but it was well maintained and could be sold second-hand for two million.”

Song He blinked and looked at the teacher's wrist. It was also a beautiful mechanical watch, which seemed even more dazzling.

"Teacher, how much does this one you are wearing now cost?" Song He was curious.

"Three.65 million." Xiang Xiaotong shook his wrist, "It would look better if it was lighter."

"Teacher, can we change careers?" Song He shook the watch in his hand.

Xiang Xiaotong was speechless. After a moment, he couldn't hold his forehead and smiled, "Absolutely! Song He, you are invincible!"

"Just kidding." Song He smiled and put away the watch, "Thank you, teacher, I will keep it!"

"Okay, you go meet the graduate students. We'll talk later when we have time." Xiang Xiaotong stood up, "Your doctorate certificate will be issued soon, and then you can be evaluated as a full professor, but you have to choose a new achievement to participate in the evaluation. Think about it. Just do whatever you want.”

Song He nodded vigorously, his eyes hardening.

Is it finally time to remove the subtitle for associate professor?