FWF Chapter 757 Newly Promoted To Ph.D.?
Chapter 757 Newly Promoted To Ph.D.?
Song He stood in front of Teacher Xiang's dormitory door and knocked on the door.
"Enter!"
He pasted his ID on the door, and the door opened with a beep.
Pushing the door open, Song He's pupils contracted.
Teacher Xiang was sitting by the bed playing with her mobile phone. Her hair was tied into a neat ponytail. She wore a tall black jacket and a white knee-length skirt. A pair of long black silk legs stretched out from under the skirt. The curves were so beautiful that it was hard to take your eyes away.
Song He's brain stopped for a moment. This was the first time he saw the photo teacher wearing black stockings. These legs were so visually impactful.
"Teacher, you look so beautiful today. What occasion are you going to?" He couldn't help but ask.
Xiang Xiaotong was slightly shy, but then sighed helplessly, "A blind date."
"Blind date?" Song He was stunned, "Why did you suddenly start going on a blind date?"
"I was introduced by Grandma Yun. I didn't sleep well a few days ago. I checked her pulse. She said we still have to go on a blind date, so she introduced a few to me." Xiang Xiaotong was helpless, "I didn't like most of them, but there were two or three. It’s barely okay, let’s go meet and have a chat.”
Song He's heart suddenly became full of gossip, "Can you take a look at it for me? I'll check it for you?"
Xiang Xiaotong blushed slightly, grabbed the tablet next to him, clicked a few times and handed it over.
Song He flipped through and found a total of three resumes, including photos, education, occupation, income, hobbies, parents' occupations, brothers and sisters, family background...more detailed than a job application resume.
"No!" Song He turned over and said disdainfully.
"Which one can't do it?" Xiang Xiaotong was curious.
"None of them work!" Song He objected, "Teacher, it's a waste of time for you to go. These guys are not worthy of you. The toad wants to eat swan meat! Isn't Grandma Yun going to mess with the mandarin duck recipe?"
"What specifically do you think won't work?" Xiang Xiaotong asked seriously.
"The first one is a mere lecturer at Peking University. Is he qualified? Is his level high enough? At least he must be a dean and professor! He has only published one top-notch journal and a bunch of low-priced journals. This kind of thing comes to our mind. It's hard to find a job in the hospital, but I can give him an associate professor position!" Song He said plausibly.
"Don't I want to find a full professor? But nine out of ten full professors are old men. I can't find a stinky old man, right?" Xiang Xiaotong said helplessly, "At least this person is still a scholar. I want to find a scholar who has a common language. .”
"Although young full professors are scarce, there are still some if you want to find them. This person is definitely not good. He is far behind you, teacher, in all aspects. He might just be a freeloader, academic Lao Ai!" Song He shook his head repeatedly.
"The second one doesn't work either. What kind of star are you looking for? This is the kind of star who acts in bad movies! The entertainment industry is in chaos, who knows who they are in private?" Song He turned the page.
"I'm actually scared of this celebrity, but he's a handsome guy. What if we meet him and find out he's nice?" Xiang Xiaotong pursed her lips shyly.
"Teacher, do you control your appearance?"
"Nonsense! Who doesn't like good-looking women?" Xiang Xiaotong glared at him, "You don't like beautiful women?"
"like."
"Isn't this the end!"
"But appearance is not everything. How many people in the entertainment industry have ink in their belly? Maybe they don't even know what CNKI is, and maybe they still like to read Nobel Prize mathematics papers." Song He complained, "This guy How much is the endorsement fee? Is it three million? Even if you treat him as a pretty boy, the price will drop!"
Xiang Xiaotong couldn't help laughing, and reached out to slap the student, "You are poisonous!"
"The third one is even worse. A boss with a net worth of tens of billions is five years older than you. This kind of person might have a mistress, and he has played with hundreds of women, and after playing with them, he doesn't even know their names. He I will never live an honest life." Song He shook his head in denial and returned the tablet to the teacher, "If you really talk to him, teacher, you can save a house full of cuckolds and become a hat wholesaler."
"No matter how exaggerated it is, not all rich people are studs." Xiang Xiaotong's tone was obviously lacking in confidence. He paused and then smiled bitterly and said, "I am a fake rich man. I have never even had a boyfriend."
"Teacher, please wake up, you are a scientific research talent, and he is just a local boss. You are working with mice in the laboratory, and he is socializing in the hotel and bathing city every day." Song He looked down upon him, "You can even use your toes to figure out what he is."
"You brat, full of prejudice!" Xiang Xiaotong couldn't laugh or cry.
"Teacher, I am loyal and considerate of you!" Song He said seriously.
"I understand. I understand everything you said. I will be careful and go to meet and chat. If the situation goes wrong, I will leave immediately." The doctorate certificate is here!"
She stood up and walked to the table, opened the drawer, took out an ID, and handed it to Song He.
Song He's eyes widened, he opened the certificate, and the golden light hit his face!
The bright big national emblem is at the top, and below it are the big gilded characters "Doctoral Degree Certificate"!
It is a doctoral certificate in biopharmaceuticals issued by Frontier University of Science and Technology. It has a big red seal in the lower right corner and the signature of the principal. The date is today.
Did you get the legendary doctorate degree? !
"Dr. Song, how are you feeling?" Xiang Xiaotong raised his eyebrows and asked with a smile.
"I'm floating, I'm dizzy!" Song He couldn't help but raise the corners of his mouth crazily, "The surprise is so sudden! It's like a dream!"
"That is to say, our school has just been established, and various qualification procedures have been delayed for a long time, otherwise you would have obtained this certificate last year." Xiang Xiaotong said, "A doctoral certificate is difficult for ordinary scholars to achieve, but like you For such a talented person, a doctorate is really nothing."
"You can't say that!" Song He said happily, "My high school classmates are still preparing for the college entrance examination! I have the highest academic qualifications here, which is pretty cool!"
"Ah?" Xiang Xiaotong's eyes widened, and he reacted after a moment, "Oh my god, it's true!"
"Teacher, am I the youngest doctorate in the country?" Song He suddenly became curious.
"No, have you ever heard of Chu Shengbo?" Xiang Xiaotong asked.
"I've heard of Xiaoshengchu, I've heard of Chushengsheng, what the hell is Chushengbo?" Song He was stunned.
"You Deyi has an apprentice named Chusheng Bo, a child prodigy."
"How many gods are there to become a doctor?"
"I bought nitric acid in elementary school, melted my mother's silver bracelet to make silver nitrate, and secretly did chemical experiments. I made my own rocket in the sixth grade of elementary school. It's not a toy water rocket, it's a vector nozzle TVC attitude control parachute recovery solid rocket. I rely solely on myself. Completed, design drawings, parts processing and splicing, system simulation algorithms, and engine testing.”
"What the hell?" Song He raised his eyebrows in shock, "You are so awesome in the sixth grade of elementary school? What happened next?"
"It went very well after that. In the first year of junior high school, he learned almost all the science subjects of the college entrance examination, so he stopped going to school. Every day he modified rockets and let them fly from the roof of his house. Later, the rockets got bigger and bigger, and he couldn't let them go on the roof of the building anymore, so he ran back to his hometown. We launched it on the mountain, but as soon as the rocket was in the air, it was detected by the Air Force radar. Within twenty minutes, a fighter jet flew overhead to check the situation. The sound of the fighter jet made birds fly all over the mountain, which scared the child."
"Then the superiors were alarmed. They took a few exams and arranged for the child to go to Yan Jici's physics class. Four or five months before he turned 18, he got his doctorate and started building rockets with You Deyi. But it didn't take long before the child was interested. Offset, I went to study quarks, but there has been no movement in the past few years. After all, it is difficult to produce any results with quarks."
Everyone who listened to Song He was numb. Does this guy also have a system? Really human?
"Work hard, young man. There are people out there who are destined to have a blind date as a teacher." Xiang Xiaotong stood up, "Oh, by the way, the application deadline for this year's full professor selection is about to end. Hurry up and submit a project. Do you have any ideas? "
"Yes!" Song He nodded firmly.
"What?" Xiang Xiaotong was curious.