FWF Chapter 132 Fuck, Why Is This Evildoer Here? ! (Please Customize!)
Chapter 132 Fuck, Why Is This Evildoer Here? ! (Please Customize!)
the next day.
Yu Yingzhe got up from the bed, washed up, and finished breakfast, then turned on the phone and took a look.
Then, Yu Yingzhe was immediately attracted by today's Weibo push.
[Shocked, Ying Jiang went to the amateur for a while to fry fish, but the other party was tortured and killed! 】
Yu Yingzhe clicked on it and took a look, only to realize in astonishment that the person who had sex with Xiao Shuying was actually herself?
"Isn't this too coincidental?"
Yu Yingzhe was speechless, and felt sorry for Xiao Shuying in her heart.
Needless to say, from now on, Xiao Shuying's live broadcast room will inevitably have another meme!
A well-known female professional chess player defeated an amateur!
However, Xiao Shuying couldn't be blamed for this matter.
After all, Yu Yingzhe has obtained the skills of a Go master, and his chess strength is comparable to the top Go AI, not to mention Xiao Shuying, even if the Go 9-dan comes [all will be defeated!
The gold content of system skills is still very high.
Otherwise, Yu Yingzhe would be "zero one zero" and wouldn't have to work hard every day to do those heaven-defying tasks.
"Look at today's live broadcast mission."
Yu Yingzhe thought for a while, then opened the system panel.
With a thought in my mind, the system panel suddenly appeared in front of my eyes.
[Today's live broadcast task: Go to the fruit market to buy bananas, take a handful of bananas and ask if you can only buy half of them, and then cut them horizontally. 】
???
excuse me!
Seeing today's live broadcast task, the corners of Yu Yingzhe's mouth couldn't help twitching!
What the hell is this!
For normal people, buying half of a banana is of course breaking half straight upright!
Tell me, you want me to cut sideways?
Half of you is horizontal?!
Yu Yingzhe can't stand the magical brain circuit of the system anymore!
So flirtatious!
So beautiful!
Yu Yingzhe took two deep breaths, suppressed the shock in his heart, finally opened the live broadcast software, and began to modify the title of the live broadcast room!
"Live today to buy bananas!"
After the modification, Yu Yingzhe finally started the live broadcast!
As soon as the live broadcast room was opened, countless sand sculpture netizens poured in immediately!
"Come, come, come!"
"Abstract Big Family Collection!"
"It's finally on air again! My abstract food!"
"Nowadays, if I don't watch the live broadcast for a day, it's like I haven't eaten for three days!"
"I'm 18 years old, and I'm a big fan of Abstraction King!"
"Already started laughing, though I don't know what I'm laughing at!"
"What content will be broadcast live today?"
"Let me take a look!"
The sand sculpture netizens in the live broadcast room habitually glanced at the title of the live broadcast room.
Then, when they saw the title of today's live broadcast room, the sand sculpture netizens became confused!
"Buying fruit live?"
"What's so good about live streaming?"
"Could it be that the anchor has transformed and plans to start a daily live broadcast?"
"You have lived a long life, the Emperor of Abstraction is not alive anymore!"
"Jiang Lang has done his best and belongs to it!"
"It seems that the hard work like before, even the abstract emperor, can't maintain it for a long time!"
"No, no, no, brothers, have you forgotten? We thought the same way yesterday, but we didn't realize that it wasn't the ghosts that exorcised ghosts, but Brother Haier!"
"I frowned slightly, feeling that this matter is not simple!"
"But what can you do with fruit?"
"My brain is already brainstorming like crazy!"
"Is it going to the fruit market to expose the fake scale owner? Recently, many unscrupulous merchants' fake scale incidents have been exposed on the Internet!"
"It's possible!"
Yu Yingzhe glanced at the barrage of sand sculpture netizens in the live broadcast room, and a smile appeared on the corner of his mouth.
Now Yu Yingzhe has learned it.
These sand sculpture netizens used to rely on knowing everything through the title of the live broadcast room in advance, and pretended to be big tailed wolves in the live broadcast room!
Hey, I won't tell you what to do!
Be dumbfounded now!
Yu Yingzhe stopped watching the barrage of sand sculpture netizens in the live broadcast room, and after recalling it for a while, he opened the door and left the house.
In Yu Yingzhe's memory, there seems to be a fruit market near home!
So after leaving the community, Yu Yingzhe walked towards the fruit market according to his memory.
After walking for about ten minutes, Yu Yingzhe came to the entrance of the fruit market.
It was morning.
So many grandpas and aunts came to the fruit market after buying vegetables, planning to buy some fruits to go back and taste.
Therefore, the fruit market at this time is crowded with people, and it is very lively.
Seeing so many people, thinking about what he was going to do later, Qian Yingzhe couldn't help but feel his scalp go numb!
Taishe is dead!
Even if Yu Yingzhe has realized the truth that "as long as I am not embarrassed, others will be embarrassed".
However, I can't stand such a heaven-defying operation!
Cutting bananas horizontally is what the system can think of!
After taking a deep breath, Yu Yingzhe still bite the bullet, walked into the fruit market, and began to look for the victim.
"Sweet and crisp apples, just picked yesterday! Take a look!"
"Look at this watermelon. It's big and round. Don't miss it when you pass by. Seedless watermelon. Buy some and eat it with your family and friends!"
"Fresh peaches! Squeeze them to burst the juice. It's so sweet, you can try a piece!"
In the fruit market, many vendors are shouting loudly, soliciting business...
Yu Yingzhe had just walked a few steps when a fruit stall owner saw Yu Yingzhe from a distance and shouted to Yu Yingzhe: "You pretty boy, you want to buy some fruit!"
"I have all kinds of fruits here, such as cantaloupe, grapes, bananas, apples, pears...all fresh!"
"And I think it's the most conscientious price here, cheap and delicious, why don't you buy some and go back and try it!"
“No sweet no money!”
Hearing that the owner of the fruit stand took the initiative to solicit her, Yu Yingzhe couldn't help but stop, and looked at the owner of the fruit stand with a strange look on his face.
This is the victim taking the initiative to appear!
At this time, the owner of the fruit stall didn't know the seriousness of the problem. Seeing Yu Yingzhe stop, he immediately felt that the business was promising.
"Liangzi, the fruits here are all natural and absolutely delicious!"
"Buy some and go back and taste it. Even if you don't eat it yourself, it's very good to entertain relatives and friends!"
After hearing this, Yu Yingzhe felt that he would be sorry for the sincerity of the fruit stand owner if he didn't go, so he nodded and walked towards the fruit stand.
Soon, Ying Zhe came to the fruit stand.
The owner of the fruit stall said with a smile: "Liangzi, what are you going to buy? The most popular 3.2 here is grapes. They are all airlifted from the Northwest. They taste delicious!"
"I buy bananas, how do you sell these bananas?"
After pondering for a moment, Yu Yingzhe asked.
Just after Qian Yingzhe finished speaking, beside Qian Yingzhe, an old man who was also buying fruit felt that the voice sounded familiar, so he couldn't help but turned his head and glanced at Yu Yingzhe.
And when he saw Yu Yingzhe's face, Tu Mai's expression changed instantly!
Fuck!
Why is this monster here???
That's right!
This old man is none other than the fortune teller whom I haven't seen for a long time——Tiekouzi!
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