Chapter 257 Have You Ever Tasted Being Tricked?
Chapter 257 Have You Ever Tasted Being Tricked?
"Great Emperor, why is today's live broadcast so sudden?"
"Let me see where this is. Isn't this Sister Qingqing? Are you shopping? Where is the Emperor?"
"It's incredible, the straight-faced man actually goes shopping with a girl? It's really not easy."
"Emperor, I only allow you to take a holiday on my own behalf. You are already a grown-up. Please quickly find a virtuous woman who can serve you tea and water!"
It was just after noon, and Zhu Qingqing, who was full of energy, held up her mobile phone to say hello to the fans in the live broadcast room.
Yu Yingzhe's live broadcasting time is not fixed. It can be said that it is very casual. Whenever he has good electronics, he will start it immediately.
Now Zhu Qingqing sticks to him and plays with him all day long, and will also use his mobile phone to start live broadcasts.
Anyway, Yu Yingzhe has a very good temper, and he doesn't really make money from live broadcasts now. Apart from normal system tasks, the rest is very casual.
"Hello everyone, Dadi is shopping with me now. He went to buy me water, so I will chat with you for a while.
"Every day I watch the Emperor's live broadcast, he is always playing tricks on others. Do you want to do something different today?"
"For example, how about you prank him on the road?"
After thinking of this good idea, the interest of the people in the live broadcast room was also aroused by her.
"Damn, one day we will see such a backlash. Sister Qingqing, I will definitely support you!"
"Don't hesitate, just do it! I will definitely support you!"
"We've seen a good show, come on, come on, peanut and melon seed mineral water, give way to the one in front of "210", I want to put a pony to occupy the position.
With the support of fans, Zhu Qingqing also fixed the mobile phone for live broadcast and walked over with a brisk step.
"Hey, haven't you bought it yet?"
"It's really hard to buy what you old man wants. What's so good about this milk tea? Why are there so many people here?"
"What's wrong, brother-in-law, are you afraid that the pocket money given by your sister is not enough?"
There were many people queuing up in front of the milk tea shop. When they heard Zhu Qingqing suddenly speaking in a clipped tone, they all raised their ears to listen.
What, brother-in-law and sister-in-law are going shopping?
Unexpectedly, Zhu Qingqing suddenly did this to him, and Yu Yingzhe rolled his eyes angrily.
"Well, if you have money, you can pay for it yourself?"
"Brother-in-law, I know you are suffering from being with my sister."
"At her age, she has many things to worry about and has no time to pay attention to you.
"Unlike me, I am still very young and I don't think so much. Brother-in-law, you are right. Although my sister is very good, I can bring you happiness.
"I just want to be a canary beside you."
The people around him looked at Yu Yingzhe even more after hearing Zhu Qingqing's words.
This brother-in-law can actually say such things.
The world is declining, and people's hearts are not as old as they used to be.
Yu Yingzhe said speechlessly, clearly feeling the malice and disgust of the people around him.
"Auntie, why are you so bitchy all of a sudden? Can you please straighten your vocal cords?"
"Brother-in-law, I know you are very conflicted about your feelings for my sister now, but we have already come out, how about you just treat me wholeheartedly?"
"Just take pity on me."
Zhu Qingqing's tea words once again made Yu Yingzhe's toes touch the ground in embarrassment.
I originally wanted to explain a few words, but there were already people behind me who couldn't listen anymore.
"Are you going to buy something or not? If not, leave quickly and don't pollute our air here."
Yu Yingzhe gave the woman next to him a "wait for me" expression.
"One of your milk teas."
I walked over to get the milk tea, but the waiter let go of his hand early.
The milk tea fell on the counter.
"I'm sorry, sir, I threw your milk tea. Do you want me to give you a cup of green tea as compensation?"
Fuck it! Yu Yingzhe cursed in a low voice, picked up the milk tea on the counter and turned around to leave.
"Zhu Qingqing, stop here, are you trying to trick me?"
"Hahahaha, help me, I'm robbing a good woman!"
After finally catching Zhu Qingqing, he could only let go after hearing these words.
"..."
"If you don't talk nicely, I'll beat you up."
"What's wrong? Isn't she sweet?"
"You are not licking, you are in the advanced stage of diabetes!"
After hearing this, Zhu Qingqing's originally smiling face dropped, and she reached out and patted his arm hard.
"I'm warning you, don't mess with me."
"You did it to me first."
The two of them were joking and walking forward, but Yu Yingzhe didn't notice that she had secretly started the live broadcast.
Otherwise, it will still be more restrained.
"Hey, there's a piano here."
Zhu Qingqing opened the piano cover and stroked the black and white keys with great enjoyment.
"What, can you play?"
"Of course I will, just listen."
As she spoke, Zhu Qingqing started playing on the keyboard with one of her fingers.
To be honest, Ying Zhe didn't really hear what she was playing.
"Can I ask, what are you talking about?"
"A dream wedding!"
"No, you can't let go even in your dreams? Are you having a nightmare about getting married?"
"It doesn't sound like he's going to get married, it sounds like he's going to do a sweep."
Yu Yingzhe still resented that this girl had teased him in public just now, so he transformed into Ju and humiliated her severely.
"Well, I can also sing one. If you think I can talk about it, how about you give me a piano?"
"What else do you want to play? Funeral in a dream?"
Dodging Zhu Qingqing's flying kick, Yu Yingzhe promised to agree to her request if she could really negotiate.
As long as it is within the scope of ability.
"listen!"
When a few impassioned notes popped out at the beginning, Yu Yingzhe could tell that this girl had tricked her.
She actually pretended to be a pig and ate the tiger!
"You can also play a symphony of destiny for me. Okay, you are so awesome. How about we go?"
"No, you didn't promise to buy me a piano."
"Auntie, it's not like you don't have anything at home. You see, this is what we're talking about. How about I buy you a bag and treat you to a big dinner?"
Yu Yingzhe had no intention of actually buying a piano for this aunt. Who would go out and buy such a thing?
"It's done, it's a deal, you can't change it anymore."
"Hey, how often would I regret it?"
Zhu Qingqing jumped up and ran over happily to hold Yu Yingzhe's arm.
"Oh, how can I, an old aunt, see such a sweet scene?"
"What should I do if I suddenly want to fall in love? Qingqing is so cute."
"That's right, but the emperor is still as vicious as ever, haha, although what Qingqing talked about for the first time did seem like a big sweep."
The two of them walked out of the shopping mall, and when passing by the drugstore, Zhu Qingqing suddenly stopped the car.
"What are you doing? You want to buy medicine? Where do you feel uncomfortable?"
"I, I want to buy a kaiselu, but I'm sorry, can you go in and buy it for me?"
"What to buy?"
Yu Yingzhe looked Zhu Qingqing up and down with a very strange expression, and was very surprised that she actually used this thing.
"Hurry up and buy it for me!"
“I’ll order one online for you later! It’ll be quick too.
"Hey, I really owe you."
Speechless, Yu Yingzhe walked into the pharmacy and asked the clerk who came over.
"Do you have Kaiselu here?"
"Ah, brother-in-law, aren't you? You actually use this thing. If I had known, I wouldn't have come out with you."
Yu Yingzhe's hand was hanging in the air, neither up nor down, and he looked at Zhu Qingqing with a blushing expression.
Is she completely going to play with herself today?
"Hey, it's so embarrassing. I'm going out. Brother-in-law, you can buy it yourself!"
After that, Zhu Qingqing ran out quickly, leaving Yu Yingzhe standing in the pharmacy.
"Me, that."
"It's okay, I understand, I'll get it for you."
The clerk suppressed his laughter and ran to get Yu Yingzhe's medicine, leaving him standing there, either walking or not.
"Hahaha, this is the first time I've seen the Emperor look so embarrassed. It's so funny..."
"The Emperor has been out here for so many years, and he probably didn't expect anyone to be here except him."
"Sister Qingqing, you are a person who understands the effects of programs. You are so awesome. If you two can be together in the end, it will be a match made in heaven!"
"That's right, that's right. Stop harming others. It's best if you sell it domestically."
Zhu Qingqing watched the people in the live broadcast room complaining one after another, laughing and laughing.
"You said I was going to mess with Brother Yu later. It was hard to get him out today. It would really be a loss if we just let him go.'
"Sister Qingqing, here we come."
"stop looking."
Yu Yingzhe strode over with the seal she wanted, and roared from afar.
"Bamboo green!"
"Oh my god, I was wrong! Calm down, calm down."
Zhu Qingqing, who was holding her head, was nagging, but her face was full of repentance.
Knowing that she was here to mess with him today, Yu Yingzhe said threateningly.
"Zhu Qingqing, you are showing off in front of Guan Gong, don't force me!"
"What will happen if I force you?"
"Look for a fight!"
Yu Yingzhe reached out and flicked Zhu Qingqing's forehead and threw everything into the back seat.
"Let's go for a walk and eat. I'm almost starving to death."
"No, didn't you just promise me to buy a bag? Buy the bag first and then go to dinner!"
"I'm going to starve to death. Eat."
"Buy the bag first. Do you listen to me? Then you can go back and bring the piano back."
Zhu Qingqing laughed angrily, she was really making a fuss today, she obviously only slept very little last night.
I had no choice but to accompany her to the bag shop and buy something before going to eat.
Standing in front of the store, Yu Yingzhe looked at Zhu Qingqing suspiciously and asked her.
"You don't want to mess with me, do you? Otherwise I'd better wait outside."
"Oh, if I'm not going to punish you, don't think that I'm so bad. I haven't bought a bag for a long time."
Pulling Yu Yingzhe in, Zhu Qingqing strolled in front of each exhibit with great interest.
Yu Yingzhe is not very interested in luxury goods and trendy brands, but he was stunned when he saw a string of zeros written behind these items.
"A package of two hundred thousand? Is it made of gold?"
"Hey, this price is normal in a store like this. I don't come here to buy it often. Don't worry! I'll buy a cheaper one.
"Sir, are you going to buy a bag with your girlfriend? What price and style do you want? I can recommend it to you."
I wanted to explain in 4.7 that I am not my girlfriend, but I felt that it seemed strange if I explained it. Anyway, I don’t have a girlfriend, so I just didn’t explain it.
Zhu Qingqing waved her hands hurriedly.
"He is not my boyfriend, he is just a bag buyer for me."
"Oh, that's it. Then please take a look at this bag. This is a new bag in our store. It is limited in the world! There are only 500 pieces."
"How much?"
"The current price is 800,000. After today, it will still take three months to wait for delivery."
"Wow, it's so much money. If your wife knew you bought it for me, wouldn't she be mad to death?"
Sure enough, he did it again. Fortunately, Yu Yingzhe was prepared this time.
"It's okay. Your sister and I both confessed. She said that this time you go back and we can talk. It's okay for the three of us to live together."
"But she has to take care of the money. Why should I ask her for both money?"
Zhu Qingqing's face turned red. She didn't expect that Yu Yingzhe had already started to fight back.
Holy shit!
Even the well-informed clerk nearby couldn't help but whisper softly.
"Humph, what should I do in the future? I can't just ask her for money in the future, right?"
"Good boy, I've thought about this. You will definitely live longer than her. When she dies, all the money will be yours."
puff!
Before Zhu Qingqing could think of how to answer, the clerk next to her couldn't help laughing, and then quickly stood aside seriously and pretended not to hear.
"So do you want to buy it or not?"
"Buy, buy, buy your sister!"
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FWF