Chapter 138 What! Good People Should Be Pointed At Guns?
Chapter 138 What! Good People Should Be Pointed At Guns?
Just ask!
How presumptuous is a group of strong men in black raincoats posing in the shape of eighteen arhats?
without any exaggeration,
This scene belongs to the IQ ceiling, which is a few degrees higher than the minimum IQ entry caliper of the scorpion!
When the eighteen arhats from Shaolin Temple came, they all had to call out: "Fuck! Awesome! This young man!"
but--
As far as these officers were concerned, they had some doubts about whether Hawkeye's mind was normal.
because,
They think that normal human beings would never think of such an outrageous thing!
especially now,
Hawkeye actually took pictures of them with his mobile phone, and these little brothers were also very happy.
Also asked Hawkeye to send them a few photos later, and they wanted to post a circle of friends.
…
Several officers looked at each other in blank dismay, and they really couldn't integrate into the sand sculptures of these people.
fuck you!
Obviously there is no need for such a flamboyant arhat.
According to this idea, in fact, it only needs to be superimposed on the shoulders of the people below.
Are you afraid of falling when you stack so high?
But Hawkeye's answer was: "Obviously it can be done better, why not?"
"Good guy, I'm just a good guy!" Everyone couldn't hold back all of a sudden.
The idea is really cool!
However, they always felt that the operation of stacking arhats was too difficult.
What if these arhats fall down, the people below will rush out of the seal?
It turns out that
The more you worry about something, the more likely it will happen. This is the proof of the blood of the predecessors.
now,
It is also reflected in them!
Because they pressed the manhole cover and refused to get out of the way, the people below couldn't get out.
then,
The bar street operators below couldn't hold back and yelled at them.
The arhats above are all top men, who can bear this?
They also sprayed directly at each other.
The emotion was extremely agitated, and he even moved his hands and feet, and he didn't step on it for a while.
This Arhat's golden body is broken!
These guys fell straight down, and those who were so angry would fight desperately with the people below!
Hawkeye: "
no!
They have guns, what do you use to fight them? It’s too tough, right?
Everyone panicked when they heard this.
Oh shit!
Destroy my merits, destroy my golden body of Arhat, you don't talk about martial arts!!!
Everyone quickly got up and wanted to make an Arhat golden body, but it was obviously too late.
These guys suddenly pushed open the manhole cover, pointed their guns at everyone on the field and successfully climbed out.
"Your fucking name is Charlotte.....No, it's just your fucking manhole cover.~?"
This is the old operator who was released before.
As the personal guard of the black tiger, he will naturally guard the current retreat every step of the way.
Beside him are a few relatively immature new operators, obviously not as vigorous as him.
But even so, the gang of Heishuizhong were flustered when they were pointed at by guns.
yes!
They are indeed able to fight, all of them are good players, killing people and setting fires...
cough cough!
but now
Even if they can fight, they can't beat this guy with a gun?
You tried so hard to play such a trick in front of others, and it didn't cause any harm to them at all.
And people only need to gently press the trigger, and you have to lie on the ground obediently.
How to fight this?
then,
Everyone in Heishui raised their hands in a panic, expressing that they are very good people!
"It's a bad thing..."
The officers of the Black Water were directly convinced, why are you crowing when you have nothing to do!
Now they didn't know what to do, they all looked at Hawkeye in unison.
Hawkeye raised his hand without hesitation: "Sorry, we didn't know there was anyone down here."
Everyone: "?"
Good guy!
Your on-the-spot apology this wave is a stab in the ass with a knife to open our eyes!
If an apology works, what do they want guns for?
But soon,
They realize how wrong they are!
Hawkeye continued: "Actually, we are the security guards around here. Recently, we have been finding that manhole covers have been stolen."
"No, we came here overnight with flashlights to look for it!"
Veteran operator: "?"
Everyone: "?"
Hawkeye didn't change his face: "Just now, we found that the manhole cover was moved to the side.
"Because it was too far away, we only saw a figure from a distance, so we quickly chased after it."
"It's a pity that it was dark and it was raining, so he disappeared soon!"
"We were afraid that someone would accidentally drop the manhole cover if it wasn't closed, so we quickly closed the manhole cover again."
The old operator asked: "Then why are you holding down the manhole cover, and...why are you scolding us?"
Hawkeye looked angry: "You still have the nerve to ask me?"
"When I closed the manhole cover, I looked down and saw that you were coming up with guns."
"Then can I not be afraid?"
"What if we let you climb up and kill us with a single shot?"
"As for cursing, it's okay if you don't say it, but if you say it, I'll be so sad that I want to cry!"
"We do good deeds without leaving a name, and let it be if we don't get rewarded, and risk our lives!"
"Who can stand that?"
Maybe they just climbed up from under the manhole cover, and they climbed the stairs with their heads up because of cerebral ischemia.
Or maybe it was because of seeing Hawkeye's righteous indignation, a sense of guilt arose in his heart.
In short, the old operator with some cerebral hemorrhage who was fooled was very sympathetic to his experience:
"々`Oh, you are a good person..."
"what!?"
Hawkeye suddenly shouted exaggeratedly: "I'm a good person, yes, but should a good person be pointed at with a gun? Is there such a thing as shit in this world?"
Everyone:
What the hell are you doing, people have no plans to pursue it anymore.
You are addicted to acting, right?
no!
People like you shouldn't come to Heishuizhong, you should just become an actor!
hiss~
It seems that the value of the face is not enough, but it shouldn't be obvious if you wear glasses.
In the cheerful atmosphere created by Hawkeye, everyone forgot for a moment that they were being pointed at with guns.
At this time, I can still complain.
"I'm sorry bro, I've made you feel wronged, you keep guarding, we have to go.
The old operator withdrew the gun in his hand and was about to turn around and leave. Escaping is the most important thing now.
It's not that he hasn't done anything that killed innocent people indiscriminately, but this time he's really too guilty!
Thinking of Hawkeye's questioning look with red eyes, he remembered after many years——
I'm afraid they will all feel guilty and want to slap (Wang Lizhao) hard on myself twice, and scold myself, I really deserve to die!
"idiot!"
"How did you grow your brains, you didn't even realize that he was fooling you?
The woman they called Black Tiger finally couldn't take it anymore, and immediately cursed:
"It's such a big night, who the hell dares to steal the manhole cover outside our bar street?"
"Are you really not afraid of death?"
"Also...the suit they are wearing, is it something that ordinary security should wear?"
Many operators: "!"
They suddenly realized this at this time, who the hell forced them to come here to steal manhole covers!
Coupled with their outfits and their well-trained appearance, they definitely came prepared!
hateful!
Almost got scammed!
So the old operator suddenly turned his head and was about to shoot.
But in fact, the moment he turned his head, Hawkeye had already made the movement of a young eagle taking off.
The moment he turned his head, he directly pecked at the rice with a chicken, and pecked towards his eyes——
"Ah!"
"You know it too late!".
FWF