Chapter 175: Patricide! What The Hell Kind Of Joke Is This?
Chapter 175: Patricide! What The Hell Kind Of Joke Is This?
"yes?"
Lin Feng's eyes brightened.
"Of course! Now please start your performance!" Cheng Fei stretched out his hand in greeting.
then!
Lin Feng began to speak confidently: "The reason why I killed him was entirely because he didn't give me money. If he didn't give me money, how would I take care of the big sister in the massage shop next door, and how would she keep me warm?"
Cheng Fei: "Who whoring, write it down for me!"
The policeman nodded repeatedly.
The members of Heishui beside him widened their eyes.
They originally thought that this guy could still be a hero who was forced to go to Liangshan~.
To brag about himself so much, he must be planning to tell a sad story about being a bandit.
Now it seems that everyone guessed wrong!
Let alone a hero, this guy is even worse than a mangy dog!
Simply devastated!
Even if I keep a mangy dog all the time, if I treat him well, he will wag his tail and shake his head at me, right?
Don't talk about giving me retirement, but at least you can't bite me back, right?
but now,
When they saw Lin Feng in front of them, they suddenly realized that some people in the world are worse than dogs!
And what kind of bullshit reason is there to kill someone? It's actually to give warmth to the lady in the massage shop next door.
I'm a good guy!
"Don't look at me with such eyes, in fact, I'm still very filial!"
"At the beginning, I kindly invited my adoptive father to go with me. If he didn't go by himself, can you blame me?"
"It's not my fault!"
"It's all his fault! It's all his fault! Can it be me?"
Lin Feng defended himself.
Everyone: "
Listening to this monologue, they suddenly thought of the classic scene in Andy Lau's movie The Disciple
When the drug dealer was questioned by an undercover agent why he wanted to sell white powder, he suddenly defended himself emotionally, blaming all the crimes on the person who bought the white powder, and took his own responsibility completely.
To assuage your guilt!
And now,
Lin Feng also had this kind of meaning, and he always felt that he was not wrong at all.
he won't go?
Can this be my fault?
I want to go!
So it's normal to kill him by hand, otherwise how would I go about it?
"and also!"
"I cried a lot at my adoptive father's funeral, because I forgot to ask for the bank card password too early...
"Fortunately, the food at the opening banquet was not bad, and I finally made up for it a little bit.
Lin Feng showed a slightly aftertaste expression, as if he was reminiscing about the delicious meal.
Everyone: "?"
There seems to be something wrong with this guy!
big problem!
"I have always been a very lucky person. Later, I found another adoptive father who treated me much better than my first adoptive father!"
"Give me money, give me status..."
"But, he just won't let me touch women, telling me that women are the root of all evil!"
"But I know that because he has no ability, he doesn't want me to touch him either!"
"He's really damned!"
"In the end, his power was wiped out by the Blackwater crowd. At the critical moment, only he and I were surrounded by the Blackwater crowd, and it was difficult to escape!"
"He asked me to save him, so I went. He was very happy, saying that I really didn't raise me in vain!"
"He said that he has nothing to worry about in his life, but fortunately he has me in his later years, and now he can die without regret..."
hear this,
Everyone's faces eased a lot, it seems that this kid finally found out his conscience!
Because of the death of the first adoptive father, I am willing to do my best to save the second adoptive father!
Even in the chaos of the army, there is such courage and courage!
wrong!
Suddenly someone realized the loophole.
If this kid went to save his adoptive father, why is he not dead now?
Logically speaking,
He made such a feat of sacrifice, he should have died with his adoptive father!
Everyone frowned and looked at Lin Feng in unison, waiting for what he would say next.
soon!
Lin Feng said loudly: "I can't let my adoptive father raise me for nothing, and spend so much effort in vain.
"So I have to live and live with his belief!"
"We must not disappoint his cultivation!"
Everyone was a little surprised.
It shouldn't be!
This kid can still say these words. It seems that there is something.
It really has grown!
can then,
Lin Feng's words directly overturned their three views, making them dumbfounded on the spot
"I wanted to live, and he was already dead, so I killed him."
"Take his head and surrender to the Blackwater crowd, so as to gain the trust of the dragon slayer.
"How? Am I smart?"
Listening to his rhetorical question, many words piled up on the lips of the crowd, but they couldn't say it.
…0 for flowers…………
no!
Are you telling some hellish joke? You don't have a problem with your comprehension, do you?
What your adoptive father means is that he can let you fight to the death to save him, and that he can die with you, and he will die without regret.
Not really looking for death!
clever!
How is this not clever?
It's just Nima's little clever ghost!
Everyone was shocked by this underworld joke, and Cheng Fei's eyes tightened——
"Remember!"
"Participating in large-scale fighting, suspected to have killed many people, must be seriously investigated!"
"Ok!"
The police officer kept a meticulous record.
Cheng Fei looked at the camera solemnly and recorded the scene completely.
in the lens,
Lin Feng was full of spirits: "Holding the head of my adoptive father, I finally met the Dragon Lord of the Black Water Congregation.
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"So I recognized him as a foster father, and since then the happiest moment in my life has come!"
"From this moment on, my fate is rewritten, and I am no longer a waif!"
"I am the new dragon lord, I am the leader of the Black Water Clan in the future, and I will be the king of the dark world!"
He raised his arms and shouted wildly, constantly venting his ambition with the strength of alcohol.
And the audience,
Everyone in the Blackwater organization looked at Wang Xu in unison, feeling a little uneasy in their hearts.
Worried about what to expect.
And Eagle Eye and others came to Wang Xu's side immediately, and said in a low voice: "Master Dragon Lord, do we need to kill him?"
They were afraid that if this kid went on talking, the morale of the Heishui people would be unstable.
then,
He simply wants to take the lead and clear away this unknown threat for the king!
In case this guy talks nonsense, some people who don't know the reason will make use of it.
This is a big deal!
"Never mind!"
Wang Xu calmly and calmly continued to drink, not paying attention to Lin Feng at all.
Hearing Wang Xu speak, everyone stopped their movements and looked straight at Lin Feng on the stage.
But one thing to say!
This kid is really lucky!
The adoptive father recognizes one crop after another, just like Nima cutting leeks, he can't finish cutting!
Even a hero like the old dragon master was blinded by this guy in his later years.
Acknowledge him as his adopted son!
Confused!!
This guy is an out-and-out patricide, old Dragon Ball, Danger!! Long time!.
FWF