Chapter 189 The First Or The Second
Chapter 189 The First Or The Second
Pure land of bliss?
For this name, Muzan said that it is very unfamiliar, and he has never heard of it, let alone the dance called the Pure Land of Bliss.
I used to be an oiran anyway, and learned a lot, but I have never heard of the Pure Land of Ultimate Bliss.
After some hesitation, Muzan decided to call for help from the sidelines.
Daki!
As Daki, who has always been an oiran in Huajie and changes her identity every ten years, she must know more than herself.
However, after questioning.
Daki also said that he has never heard of the dance of the Pure Land of Ultimate Bliss.
And said that hearing this name has an ominous premonition, and I hope Master Muzan will be careful.
And Qi Bai looked at the dumbfounded Muzan, thought she was stunned, and couldn't help shaking his hand in front of Muzan's eyes.
"Madam? Madam? What's the matter? Why is this so stupid?"
Hearing Qi Bai's call, Muzan came back to his senses.
"Huh? What's wrong?" Muzan asked.
Qi Bai said: "I told you to dance to the Pure Land of Ultimate Bliss, and then you started to be in a daze, ma'am."
Muzan was a little embarrassed when he heard it, and coughed, "Hey, that... what is the Pure Land of Ultimate Bliss, I have never heard of it, and I don't know how to do it."
Upon hearing this, Qi Bai slapped his head.
"Oh, blame me, blame me, I forgot that this is the dance of the future, Ma'am, you definitely won't, wait a minute, I'll find some information."
After speaking, Qi Bai began to call the omnipotent system.
"Brother Tong, Brother Tong, are you there?"
In an instant, the system responded to Qi Bai.
【Ok? What are you doing? 】
Hearing the system's response, Qi Bai hurriedly said: "Brother Tong, Brother Tong, can you know the Pure Land of Ultimate Bliss? If you can, can you teach me?"
system:? ? ?
Is this person sick?
I am just a system, how can I dance? How did he come up with this zz question?
After a while, just when Qi Bai thought the system was not going to talk to own, the system suddenly spoke.
[You... Is there something wrong with you? 】
[I'm your system, not your dancer, dancing with a hammer in the Pure Land of Bliss, do you think I look like the Pure Land of Bliss? 】
【How did your brain grow? Why would you ask such a zz question? 】
At this time, Qi Bai also realized the mistake in own's words, and hurriedly corrected: "No, no, Brother Tong, I made a mistake."
"I mean, can you..." Having said this, Qi Bai suddenly closed his mouth.
Because of this matter, I really don't understand it. After all, I let the system teach me how to dance.
System dancing... This is difficult.
Fortunately, the system understood what Qi Bai meant.
【What the hell... I really admire you, you really think of me as Doraemon next door. 】
[Give you a castrated mobile phone, which can connect to the Internet, but it can only be used for entertainment and cannot contact anyone. You can use your mobile phone to find teaching materials! 】
After speaking, the system stopped talking, and Qi Bai also felt that there was an extra mobile phone in the own ring.
With a thought, the mobile phone in the ring appeared in Qi Bai's hand.
Taking a closer look, Qi Bai was quite surprised.
Fuck, this phone is actually the same phone as the phone I bought before time travel, both with full screen.
Originally, I thought that I would never see this phone again, but I didn't expect that the system would get it.
So, under Muzan's curious eyes, Qi Bai turned on the phone.
However, after turning on the phone, Qi Bai's face darkened.
Fuck... I thought this phone was brand new, but I didn't expect it to be the new phone I bought.
Because the order of the above software is exactly the same as that of the own mobile phone.
Can a coincidence come to this point?
At this time, Muzan looked at the mobile phone in Qi Bai's hand and asked curiously: "Qi Bai, what is this glowing glass?"
"Looks like it's shiny and pretty!"
Hearing Muzan's words, Qi Bai showed a frenzied smile.
"Madam~ Don't you know how to dance in the Pure Land of Ultimate Bliss? This time, I'll teach you! Hehehe!"
Muzan:! ! !
Ah, it's that familiar smile again, every time this smile appears, it means that nothing good has happened, and I have to run away quickly.
Thinking of this, Muzan stood on tiptoe and began to back away quietly.
At this time, Qi Bai skillfully opened a small broken website, tuned to the interface of the dance video of the Pure Land of Bliss, and then handed it to Muzan.
"Ma'am, why are you running, come and see!"
Muzan showed a pitiful smile, then carefully took the phone and looked at it.
On the screen of the mobile phone, a girl wearing a kimono-like dress, sitting and preparing for work appeared.
At this time, the dance had just begun, and the music sounded.
Looking at the phone screen, Muzan opened his mouth in surprise.
"Ah, this...is this?"
Qi Bai replied: "I'll tell you later, study hard now, do you hear me, madam!"
"Oh..." After Muzan agreed, he began to watch the dancing video.
After 5 minutes, Muzan finished reading the matter and immediately put down the phone.
Qi Bai who refused very decisively, "I...I don't want it!"
"This dance... looks full of lust! I refuse!"
Qi Bai said without raising his head: "Refusal is invalid!"
"Ma'am, just obey me obediently! Hehehe!"
The last laugh made Muzan's forehead drop two more drops of sweat.
"Then...can you change it?"
"Yes!" Qi Bai agreed without thinking.
Qi Bai's happy reaction made Muzan heave a sigh of relief.
Finally, I don't have to dance so erotic dance.
However, the next second, Qi Bai picked up the phone, called up another video, and handed it to Muzan.
"Then you should learn this, anyway, you can't escape today's dance!"
Hearing this, Muzan nodded and heaved a sigh of relief. Anyway, it's not the Pure Land of Ultimate Bliss.
Immediately, he took the phone and looked at it.
in a minute...
Muzan blushed and threw the phone at Qi Bai.
"Ahh! What kind of ghost dance is this, why is it even more lustful than the previous one!"
"I don't want it, I don't want it!"
Qi Bai took the mobile phone that Muzan threw over, and checked it with a distressed expression.
The phone is about to break, but I really know how to emo.
After finding out that the phone was fine, Qi Bai said: "Then the Pure Land of Ultimate Bliss, anyway, choose one of the two, pick one yourself, you can't refuse!"
Muzan turned her eyes when she heard this, and was about to throw herself into Qi Bai's arms to act like a spoiled child, but before she could carry out this move, Qi Bai saw through.
"It's useless to act like a baby. Choose one yourself. If you can't choose, I'll help you choose the second one!"
Muzan:! ! !
Pick the second one? impossible! Absolutely impossible!
FWF