Butt in chair, fingers on keyboard. Aaaaand… write!
This used to be so easy. Why is it hard? And not hard in a good way like a nice, thick…
Oh look! Squirrel! Oh wait, just a cat. Aww, how cute. Pet the kitty, obey the laws of toxoplasmosis. Pet the kitty.
No, Facebook. Oooo, yes. Used to [...]