As promised, since I missed my Turk and Ty Canuck Thanksgiving story, here it is for the American one :)

For anyone who hasn’t read these bad boys, I’ve got a link to all the stories here:

Enjoy! And have a happy thanksgiving later this week for anyone celebrating!

How to Cook a Turkey by Jade Buchanan

“Oh, yeah. Dig in, big boy. Teach this little turkey a lesson. Gobble gobble.”

Tyson sat up and stared at his lover. “Turk. I don’t know how many times I have to tell you. The turkey foreplay is not sexy.”

“Oh, then why is your wattle so happy to see me?” Turk leered at him.

Tyson couldn’t help bursting into laughter at that. He knew he was only encouraging the sucker, but he couldn’t help it.

Turk definitely did it for Tyson. Shaggy brown hair surrounded a face that was perfectly angelic with pink, cupid’s bow lips and soulful brown eyes. Even after all these years together, Tyson never once regretted not chopping Turk’s head off. Well, that probably deserved an explanation…

A few years back Tyson had been nursing a hangover when he’d been delegated the task of butchering the thanksgiving turkey. What he hadn’t expected was for a wild turkey shapeshifter to have gotten into a mess of trouble. They’d both been surprised, but Ty had fallen hard for Turk that day.

Fast forward a few years and now Tyson was a card carrying vegetarian — who would be much happier if his turkey of a boyfriend would stop eating meat — who looked forward to each thanksgiving and their subsequent anniversary.

Yeah, this was one hell of a way to celebrate.

“Come on, turkey lover. You know you want to slather me in butter, season my breast and stick something up my ass.” Turk pursed his lips and blew a kiss.

“I’ll stick something up your ass, alright.”

“Oooh, Tyson dressing. My favorite!”

Tyson snickered before moving back to what he’d been doing before. The thick, tasty cock in front of him practically begged to be made a meal of. And, he really shouldn’t be thinking things like that after Turk’s comments, but he couldn’t help it.

“Always wash your hands before handling raw meat,” Turk whispered.

Call him a sucker, but he really loved the man. Ty looked up and met Turk’s gaze before he spit into the palm of his hand and grasped Turk’s dick in a slippery grip.

“Stuff the turkey lightly.”

With a grin Tyson reached out and grabbed the bottle of lube they’d already put out. He opened the top with one hand and drizzled some down the crack of Turk’s ass. Throwing the bottle to the side, he made sure to liberally apply the lube to Turk’s most sensitive bits. One finger turned into two before he was fucking Turk with three of his fingers. His little shifter was crying out from the dual attention to his dick and ass, feet drumming on the bed.

Tyson’s own dick was about ready to burst. He released Turk before leaning up and kissing Turk soundly. “What’s next?”

“Always place the turkey breast up,” Turk gasped out.

“Hey, that’s already done. Look at me. I’m so good at this.”

“Insert an o-oven s-safe meat thermometer.”

“Hmmm, where can I find one of those again? Ah, I know…”

Without warning, he pressed his cock against the lovely hole presented so nicely in front of him. With a moan, he pressed insistently until he was balls deep inside his lover. Oh, wow, he felt good. Warm and inviting.

He snapped his hips, driving them both up to the edge and over until stars flashed in front of his eyes and he found his release inside Turk. He belatedly grabbed Turk’s cock again and jerked it once, twice, before Turk followed him into orgasm.

Tyson dropped like a stone on top of Turk, panting harshly. “Fuck…”

“You basted the turkey without me even having to tell you. Tyson, I’m so proud.”

He snorted out a laugh, before lifting his head and kissing Turk again. “You’re incorrigible.”

“And you follow instructions so nicely. Happy thanksgiving.”

“Babe, happy thanksgiving.”

Written by Jade Buchanan

Jade’s writing is as eclectic as her reading tastes, with over thirty erotic romance tales currently published. She’s also been known to accept writing challenges from friends and family just to see their reactions. She’s a firm believer that love and romance are universal concepts, no matter a person’s gender identity or sexual orientation. Originally from Northern Ontario, Jade has lived in British Columbia and the Sultanate of Oman in the Middle East. Jade currently lives in Calgary, Alberta, where she’s hard at work on her next story. Jade loves to hear from readers! Send her an email at
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"Eat Dessert First: How to Cook a Turkey" by Jade Buchanan was published on November 18th, 2012 and is listed in Ficlit, Jade Buchanan.

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Comments on "Eat Dessert First: How to Cook a Turkey": 4 Comments

  1. Jambrea wrote,

    ROFL! Too funny. I love it. :)

  2. Jade Buchanan wrote,

    LOL! Glad you like :)

  3. LibrarianKate wrote,

    I think I’m really glad I didn’t see this before Thanksgiving… could have been tricky explaining the snorting and laughing while I was shoving celery stalks inside the turkey. Funny AND hot!

  4. Jade Buchanan wrote,

    Lol! Glad I could amuse! Although, now I have images of what you could do with celery stalks… @_@

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