Okay, so the family and I are in the midst of watching all our annual Christmas specials. One of our favorites is that old Rankin Bass chestnut “Santa Claus Is Coming To Town.” Y’all know the one. Burgermeister Meisterburger? Kris Kringle as a young outlaw with a penguin sidekick for some reason? Fred Astaire as a narrating mailman? Yeah, that one.
Anyhow, I’m sure that by now, everyone and their grandma has noticed the whole scene where young Kris asks kids to sit on his lap and offers — in song — toys in exchange for kisses. Inappropriate, oh yes it is. But I noticed a whole new not-quite-child-safe bit this year. You know the part where hot schoolteacher Jessica (eventually to become Mrs. Claus) realizes she’s in love with Kris and wants to be with him, and sings the show’s Boring Song to her reflection in the town’s fountain? Uh huh. Have you noticed the letting down of the hair? The running water? The blooming flower, for FSM’s sake???
Can you say “sexual imagery,” children? I knew you could :)
I don’t know why I never noticed that before. Probably because I always zoned out during that part O_O
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Tam wrote,
You are so freaking twisted woman it’s frightening some times. LOL
Have a super holiday with your family, and start thinking pure thoughts or Santa won’t be bringing you any toys this year. :-D
Link | December 23rd, 2009 at 10:53 am
Ally Blue wrote,
Hey, I can’t be the only one who notices these things! LOL.
Thanks, Tam! We had a BUSY but very lovely holiday. Hope you did as well :D
Link | December 25th, 2009 at 6:49 pm