Not in a Friday The 13th way. More in a you-don’t-know-it-yet-but-you’re-about-to-have-hot-gay-buttsex way *g*
The Apple tech guy called me a little while ago. Well, to be honest, it was probably a salesman type rather than an actual tech support person (since he was trying to sell me an extended warrenty), but whatever. I am pretending he was really tech support. The point is, he had a voice that just SCREAMED “I want some buff manly man to fuck me til I walk bowlegged!”
So here’s what I’m thinking. Tech Guy is at work, ho-humming his way through his day and fantasizing about his dream hunk. He calls Apple Customer Man to sell him an extended warrenty. ACM says his warrenty is pretty damn extended already, if TG knows what he means, and tells TG he has a sexy/innocent voice. TG starts getting hard, but tries to soldier on through the call because he’ll get in trouble if he doesn’t make this sale. ACM cuts him off with a command to get his cock out and start jerking off. TG does as he’s told, keeping his back to the opening to his cubicle so Boss Man doesn’t catch him. ACM keeps telling him what he wants to do to him, and it’s sooooo dirty and hot, TG comes all over the underside of his desk. Afterward he doesn’t know what to do. He feels kind of ashamed but WAY excited, feeling like ACM freed his spirit somehow. ACM breaks the silence by asking where TG lives. To his own surprise, TG tells him. ACM says he’ll be there the next day, and for TG to be waiting for him naked in bed. TG hangs up with the next day’s plans already forming in his head.
THE END.
All this from a telemarketing call. Yikes.
It’s a sickness, but I don’t wanna be cured *g*
Written by Ally Blue
Ally is a rich and famous author of hot gay manlove. She travels the world in her private jet, being waited on hand and foot by her team of pretty young men who bring her umbrella drinks and make out for her pleasure . . . Okay, so that's her dream life. Her novels of Manlove & Angst are mostly written in her living room, in between working at the Evil Day Job and doing Mom Stuff. Oh, the glamorous life of an author!
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Mulle wrote,
Well I would for one LOVE to read a story about this. Sounds interesting. It’s funny how a voice make your imagination work… (kinda like mine…)
Link | August 19th, 2008 at 10:40 pm
Sarah wrote,
Oh, so good!
Link | August 20th, 2008 at 2:22 am
Ally Blue wrote,
Thanks, y’all! It’s weird how sometimes those strange little things, like someone’s voice, can set off a whole chain of perverted thoughts LOL.
Tune in next week to see the results of Ally watching cute guys on Jeopardy O_O
Link | August 20th, 2008 at 6:05 am
Kimber wrote,
Oh man! *throws cheese to the plot bunny*
Can’t wait for the Jeopardy boys. Lol!
Link | August 20th, 2008 at 8:53 am
Ally Blue wrote,
CHEESE!!!!!
nomnomnomnomnom
Ally and her bunnies luuuuurve cheese *g*
Link | August 20th, 2008 at 5:11 pm
Em wrote,
I love that… I had a telemarketing job (for a basement inspection company) in high school and we used to come up with ways to keep customers on the phone. Things the boss wouldn’t like. My favorite was to throw in the line “and right now I’m completely naked” into the middle of the pitch. I did get some people to make appointments for an inspection. I also had a few people ask me if my basement was damp. I hung up on them… Thank goodness the boss never caught me.
Link | August 23rd, 2008 at 6:57 pm
Ally Blue wrote,
O_O
Oh my. Em, you are SO bad. In a fabulous way *g*
Link | August 24th, 2008 at 4:05 pm
Robin S. wrote,
Keep the cures away from Ally - we want more please!
Link | August 25th, 2008 at 12:02 pm
Ally Blue wrote,
LOL Thanks Robin! :D :D :D
Link | August 25th, 2008 at 1:54 pm
Em wrote,
Thank you! I’m flattered you think so. ;)
I can see you’ve got a winner with your idea. Have you started it yet? :D
Link | August 26th, 2008 at 8:38 am
Gabrielle Alan wrote,
Hehe
What about those warnings: “Your call may be recorded.”
Hehe
Link | September 1st, 2008 at 7:25 pm