YOU’RE a powerful yard tool!

So we’re watching TV, and that commercial comes on where that very very loud bearded guy yells about advertises the Awesome Auger POWERFUL YARD TOOL thingy. And Ally the Freak immediately hatches a plot bunny…

There’s this landscaper type, a big, burly, loud, kind of annoying but in a good way (unlike Yard Tool guy) fellow who goes to work for a reclusive older man. Said man’s lover died fifteen years before in a horrendous speedboat accident in Belize while he and Reclusive Landscaping-Company Client were attempting to escape the country with a couple million in stolen drugs. RLCC got out with the goods, sold to the highest bidder, bought his eventually-to-need-landscaping mansion in the Blue Ridge Mountains and hid away from the world to mourn his lover and lick his wounds in blessed solitude. When the weeds finally get out of hand, he hires Big Burly Landscaper, who tills his way into RLCC’s heart and makes him believe once again in True Luv. They pledge themselves to one another in a pagan bonding ceremony in the Wildflower Garden, and live happily, richly and verdantly ever after.

Sigh. I think I need treatment.

Written by Ally Blue

Ally is a rich and famous author of hot gay manlove. She travels the world in her private jet, being waited on hand and foot by her team of pretty young men who bring her umbrella drinks and make out for her pleasure . . . Okay, so that's her dream life. Her novels of Manlove & Angst are mostly written in her living room, in between working at the Evil Day Job and doing Mom Stuff. Oh, the glamorous life of an author!
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