Sparked by a conversation between the CPs and myself about precisely how flexible Sam is (don’t ask).
COMMANDMENT THE FIRST: Thou shalt not pretzel thy hero beyond the tolerance of his body during the mansex, let he suffer a dislocated hip or something.
Okay, your turn. What are the other “do”s and “don’t”s of sex scenes? And don’t be afraid to go over ten, FSM knows I have no idea how many commandments there really are.
What, you thought I was gonna give you all ‘em? Not! This is a group effort, people, get crackin’!
**sends manwhores with whips to keep the blog in line**
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Kimber wrote,
2 Thou shalt not grant to thy hero more arms, legs, feet, hands or penii than is otherwise deemed normal. Unless of course thou art writing science fiction romance in which one or both are of an alien race with anatomical variations appropriate to that race.
Lol!
Great post, Ally!
Link | May 7th, 2008 at 12:24 pm
Ally Blue wrote,
Penii???
o_O
Okay, now THAT scene, I want to see. LOL.
OMG speaking of penii, y’all, check this out! Look veeeery closely at the groinal region. Cthulhu evidently has privates which resemble his face rather closely.
**shudders**
The really sad thing is, it instantly began birthing deformed plot bunnies O_O
Link | May 7th, 2008 at 12:44 pm