Okay, I’m pondering a new book involving a singer/performer type guy. That, of course, got me thinking of all the great unused band names out there. I’ve heard some real jaw-droppers over the years.
Here’s the story of my personal favorite. The hubby and I were watching a show about sex toys, devices, etc. Apparently someone once invented some kind of doodad that a guy could put in his woman’s coochie, and it would snap down on any “unauthorized penises” which tried to enter. That really was the phrase they used! I about died laughing, and the hubby and I both agreed that Unauthorized Penises would be an awesome band name *g*
So what are some great unused band names? If I write a book about a singer he’ll need a band, and then I’ll need to have lots and lots of names for all the other bands…
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lisabea wrote,
I stole this from ALLY BLUE:
Back Door Quickie
Link | March 27th, 2008 at 7:22 am
JL Langley wrote,
ROTFLMAO! Unauthorized Penises! *falls over laughing* That IS a great band name.
Link | March 27th, 2008 at 8:57 am
Ally Blue wrote,
OMG, LB, you shameless thief! LOL
Okay, you realize I totally have to use that now, right? There must be battle of the bands type dealie with a showdown between Unauthorized Penises and Backdoor Quickie.
Somewhere in there is a dirty joke of epic proportions O_O
Link | March 27th, 2008 at 4:44 pm
Jess wrote,
if i saw a band with that title i think i would be compelled to go check them out
to see how they SING of course lolol
i’ve tried to think up one but i cant get over your Unauthorized Pensises
Link | March 31st, 2008 at 10:51 pm
Ally Blue wrote,
LOL! I think this is a band that should perform dressed all in black leather, except with the crotch cut out of their pants so their boy-bits hang out. That would be cool O_O
Link | April 1st, 2008 at 3:46 pm
Sair wrote,
There is a whole thing called Vagina Dentata about vaginas with teeth. In the Vietnam war there was a myth (I think) about female fighters having teeth downstairs to knock of a few unsuspecting soldiers.
There was a film made about it, which was pretty black and scary.
There is a newer film called Teeth made by Roy Lichtenstein’s (the artist) son made about a girl who has teeth in her vagina.
About the band name: I like the name Pena Inflatus
Link | April 1st, 2008 at 5:22 pm
Ally Blue wrote,
**jaw drops**
OMFG! Those films sound SCAAAAAAARY! The first one in particular.
I may have to watch them…
Link | April 3rd, 2008 at 3:05 pm
Jess wrote,
Yeah i would agree that Sair is pretty SCARY *wink*
Link | April 3rd, 2008 at 4:51 pm
Sair wrote,
Sair is not scary, she is a sweet genteel lady.
Link | April 3rd, 2008 at 4:56 pm
lisabea wrote,
Allyyyyyy~
Did you add Purple Velvet Rod to the list?
Link | April 3rd, 2008 at 6:45 pm
Ally Blue wrote,
LOL Yes, dahling, Purple Velvet Rod is most definitely on my Way-Cool Band Names list (and I really do have an actual list! on its own document and everything! woooo!) I figure they’ll be a Panic At The Disco-ish dance-punk band *g*
Dang, I’m getting all jazzed about writing this book and I can’t even THINK about it unti, like, August O_O
Link | April 3rd, 2008 at 6:57 pm
Sair wrote,
Dick and His Two Swingers
—sounds like a sixties band
Link | April 3rd, 2008 at 7:35 pm
Sair wrote,
Jock Strap and his Swingers
The Well Hung Band as opposed to the Little River Band (very 70’s)
This keeps ticking over in my mind as I am working. Prevaricating about work really.
Okay now I think I need a break to re read the Heaven Sent series.
Link | April 3rd, 2008 at 9:09 pm
KelSue wrote,
How about Harry Palm and His Five Sons?
I find Sair more than a little scary, but delightfully fun:)
Link | April 4th, 2008 at 6:56 pm
Sair wrote,
KelSue and Jess
I resemble that remark
*sniff and grin at the same time*
Link | April 5th, 2008 at 6:58 am
Allera wrote,
I think you could just name a band “Epic Proportions” and let people draw their own conclusions.
Link | April 6th, 2008 at 4:29 pm