Interpret Ally’s Freaky-Ass Dreams

Okay, my brains are fried, y’all. So, since I don’t really have anything interesting to write about, I am posting up a five completely random freaky-ass dreams I’ve had over the years. Y’all can interpret for me :D

5. The one where I went to visit the lady who used to live next door to my grandparents, and Moby Dick was living on her upstairs balcony.

4. The one where I went to the Radiohead show, and instead of Radiohead I saw a stage full of treadmills and an old lady serving cakes o_O
This, I’m sure, came about because the girl-child and I have tickets to see Radiohead in Charlotte in May. Squeee!!!! **flails**

3. The one where Alec Baldwin was chasing me around an office building. He was four feet tall, very skinny and had clown hair. But it was definitely Alec Baldwin.

2. The hundreds and hundreds where I’m at the beach and the water is black and the sky is black and the waves are like a hundred feet high.

1. The one where I’m doing a photo shoot with Thom Yorke (my HERO, btw), and I walk in and he’s lying on this white squishy sofa, wearing white linen pants slung really low on his hips, he’s shirtless and barefoot and holding a glass of red wine. Call me weird, but this made my girl parts very, very happy O_O
Okay, so that one isn’t so much freaky as sexy. To me, anyhow *g*

So that I won’t feel all alone in my weirdo dreams, y’all have to tell me what sort of strange dreams you have :D

Written by Ally Blue

Ally is a rich and famous author of hot gay manlove. She travels the world in her private jet, being waited on hand and foot by her team of pretty young men who bring her umbrella drinks and make out for her pleasure . . . Okay, so that's her dream life. Her novels of Manlove & Angst are mostly written in her living room, in between working at the Evil Day Job and doing Mom Stuff. Oh, the glamorous life of an author!
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