Because I figure if there was such a place, I would be going there one day for torturing my characters, here are the things I most look forward to:
5. Chocolate. Devil’s food cake, anyone?
4. Pineapples. No, really! Listen to this freakazoid anti-fan letter, sent to the proprietor of Mugglenet.com:
“Hello Mr. Emerson,
You are going to hell […]