10. I get to write gay smut in my jammies :D
9. There tends to be less crawling around under furniture. Don’t ask…
8. The Popess is generally MORE popular than a tax audit.
7. If the boss yells at me, that would be me yelling at myself, which would be weird enough to be amusing.
6. Following #7: I am not likely to fire myself.
5. There’s hardly any hot gay sex going on at the EDJ.
4. If there’s ever any mansex going on, no one lets me watch. Not even my friend D, who KNOWS I wanna, dammit.
3. The commute to the Popess job is downstairs, rather than twenty-something miles through killer traffic.
2. Making stuff up is WAY more fun that reviewing Medicare charts.
And the number one reason being the Popess kicks the EDJ’s ass…
***drum roll***
1. THE PENIS HAT!
One day, Evil Day Job, the Popess will be rid of you forever O_O
Written by Ally Blue
Ally is a rich and famous author of hot gay manlove. She travels the world in her private jet, being waited on hand and foot by her team of pretty young men who bring her umbrella drinks and make out for her pleasure . . . Okay, so that's her dream life. Her novels of Manlove & Angst are mostly written in her living room, in between working at the Evil Day Job and doing Mom Stuff. Oh, the glamorous life of an author!
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JL Langley wrote,
ROTFLMAO!!! OMG!!! Why am I not surprised it was the hat that made number one??
Link | December 14th, 2007 at 3:41 pm